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ogre39 · 08-20-2010, 01:16 PM

Ditto what Bubba said. Some of the new meds for HBP/Diabetes can really mess with the libido. Either it's, "One Shot", or it's, "No Shot." Get off 'em, and stay off 'em, if at all possible.

fletch · 08-20-2010, 01:36 PM

sometimes during a marathon session you just have had enough already - yes

ItalianaPrincess · 08-20-2010, 01:42 PM

KELLY - Maybe he was practicing the ole' Ooooh Ahhh Mattress Giant theme song...LOL (RETARD)

TheBizzer - REALLY??? Is that how? Wow, thanks for clearing that up for me...

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XOXO,
ItalianaPrincess

Mick2010 · 08-20-2010, 01:50 PM

Yep I faked it. Mainly because I was in and done. lol... I had not gotten any for weeks and when I did I was done in about a minute. hehehehe So I just kept silent and kept going.

Shackleton · 08-20-2010, 02:20 PM

I've faked it twice I can remember.

Once with an escort, I was trying for a second shot on goal. I knew we were already past the hour mark and that it just was not gonna happen that day for me. Just seemed like an easier and politer way to bring the session to a close than to just stop.

Second time was with a woman I had been on a date or two with (no sex) and was seeing again. I had a major reoccurrence of low back pain the day before we went out. When the opportunity presented itself and we ended up in her bed, I wasn't going to pass it up. So, I went at it as long as I could endure the pain. I wanted to impress her and the idea of telling her that my back hurt too much to have sex just didn't fit my plans as I wasn't sure there would ever be another opportunity.

BTW, I call this my "Vietnam" finish--declare victory, pull out, and go home.

boredjohncandy · 08-20-2010, 02:52 PM

Yep, I've faked it, never thought I would have to, but at least 15 times in the last year....

I feel really bad for the women that have to fake it after having done it myself....

Fiero · 08-20-2010, 03:08 PM

I have a few times...its really not that hard...no pun intended.

TheBizzer · 08-20-2010, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ItalianaPrincess

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TheBizzer - REALLY??? Is that how? Wow, thanks for clearing that up for me...

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XOXO,
ItalianaPrincess

Baby, I got all the answers, all you gotta do is ask

Randy4Candy · 08-20-2010, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Tara Evans

Silly silly boys.

Agree, kinda, especially if the lady in question has been confused with one who gives the arse of a rodent.

Personally, the only time I ever felt the need to fake it was way back in the day when some stripper was giving it a lackluster effort, looking around too much and concentrating on things other than the task "at hand," so to speak. Usually had negotiated a favorable rate per song and paid attention to the "slow play" cash milking technique. Easy enough to say, "here it comes," pull up the drawers/pants and say, "ahhhhh." Beats putting up with the drama brought on by telling the truth and just yet another way to cut one's losses and move on to someone who can at least act like they give a damn...LOL. Oddly enough, when the tactic changed to an agreed upon sum TC, the issue went away (w,t,f?!?) We lose our script every once and a while and have to ad lib. Tough duty and not for the faint of heart - or the slow on the uptake.

1thatgotaway · 08-22-2010, 01:32 AM

Nothing to add...
But a quote:

KRAMER: You know, I faked it.

JERRY: What?!

KRAMER: Yeah.

JERRY: You faked it? Why would you do that?

KRAMER: Well you know, if it's enough already and I just wanna get some sleep.

~1TGA

boredjohncandy · 08-22-2010, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by 1thatgotaway

Nothing to add...
But a quote:

KRAMER: You know, I faked it.

JERRY: What?!

KRAMER: Yeah.

JERRY: You faked it? Why would you do that?

KRAMER: Well you know, if it's enough already and I just wanna get some sleep.

~1TGA

Too funny!

famdoc · 08-22-2010, 10:05 AM

Yes, and with a condom it's not that difficult especially if you perform kegel exercises

Guest011512 · 08-22-2010, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ElisabethWhispers

A question for the men:

I don't understand the complete reason for it but I do know it happens probably more than females think.

Have you ever faked an orgasm and were you caught? Why did you do it?

Curious.
Elisabeth

Yes; no ; to bring an end to an uninteresting session without hurting the provider's feelings.

Garland_Bone · 08-22-2010, 06:49 PM

Elisabeth,
--I know guys that do this. A lot of different reasons.
Sometimes it aint gonna happen. Meds. full bladder. tired. bad day. only good for one shot. nervous, bashfull. Va-jay jay too big, too small, too wet, too dry, too whatever...,
cramp in leg/back, too worried about the time-clock, too worried about trying to impress his date, wanting to play superman,...

Condoms. I now have gotten into the habit of bringing my own because there are only a very select few that I can actualy achieve a climax in. Either they hurt, or I can't feel anything.

It can have no reflection on the woman.

Tara TNT,
What if he makes it a point to always take the condom off himself, and clean himself off?

As to the "contractions", as was mentioned earlier, Kegel exercises. I can shoot a load across the room, I can also make my penis "dance" or move to the beat of my own drum.

rachet3375 · 08-22-2010, 07:19 PM

Never could figure out a way to fake it and be realistic, spit on her back while doggy?
Last night I had taken my viagra at 7:30 just so as to be good & ready for my 9:00 appointment but due to unintended issues with both my date and myself our visit was pushed back to midnite. Bein an old guy it was way past my bedtime but I wasn't about to pass up a chance at this lil pretty, so..... Anyhow I was good to go and even managed some greek at no xtra charge, yeah me! We went at it for about 35 mins straight, pant, pant, got close to nutting and held off for the big finish. Decided to take a brief for 5 mins or so it was back at it but I was not as stiff as I had been and I was nowhere near climaxing. After some DATY he still wasn't up to the task and my sweet little provider girl took it kinda personal saying she was sorry she couldn't get him to shoot. I told her it was a mixture of age, up too late with not enough sleep the day before and probably the pill makes it hard to cum sometimes. She pouted and said she would make it up to me ??? and I said it was ok but if that was how she felt... BTW I have been seein this woman weekly for about a month and a half now, my ATF and this never happened before. I felty bad for her feelin the way she did but I will certainly let her make it up to me if it will help her feel better.
Saw another lady this afternoon and after about an hour I was finally able to nut, probably need to lay off the blue pills for a bit.