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07-26-2017, 12:19 AM
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Join Date: Feb 27, 2015
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I got sucked, I got fucked, I got blown, I got swallowed. I licked back, I fucked back, I flicked em with my whickety whack. I'm good with being here.
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07-26-2017, 12:32 AM
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The Original Freak Doll
User ID: 44612
Join Date: Sep 13, 2010
Location: SW Fort Worth
Posts: 3,459
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Originally Posted by Reverseheadstock
I got sucked, I got fucked, I got blown, I got swallowed. I licked back, I fucked back, I flicked em with my whickety whack. I'm good with being here.
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Good one! lol How about???
"Sex is good,
Sex is fine,
Doggy style or 69,
Just for fun,
Or getting paid,
Everyone likes getting laid!"
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07-26-2017, 01:28 AM
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Join Date: May 8, 2010
Location: Dallas
Posts: 3,113
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Your last line confused me:
Don't end up like me, a miserable old man who cries every morning due to the disappointment of waking for another day.
That was how I started out.
Then I discovered Eccie.
I lost weight.
My hair grew back.
I got a raise at work.
My dick grew longer.
Now everything is wonderful.
I owe it all to fabulous sex with the hot women of Eccie.
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07-26-2017, 01:37 AM
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Join Date: Feb 19, 2016
Location: Dallas, TX
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Well, you're not polishing your knob with 80 grit everyday, either.
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07-26-2017, 01:58 AM
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Join Date: Jun 19, 2017
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Whores are cool. Just dont get carried away like some mother fuckers here do.
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07-26-2017, 02:40 AM
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Master of Sensual Getaway
User ID: 346950
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Half way into reading the OP, I started to hear this song in my head. So I like to dedicate this song to you Fuzzy.
https://youtu.be/qbexOeoH5hg
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07-26-2017, 04:28 AM
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Join Date: Mar 18, 2017
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That's a good push for Puritan values....I'm waiting for the fire and brimstone to erupt and come crashing in. The ladies of Eccie and P411 have resurrected me, finally doing something for myself. They are a blast are they not? My only regret is that I hadn't started much sooner...I sure missed out on a lot.
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07-26-2017, 04:40 AM
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Account Disabled
User ID: 235310
Join Date: Mar 13, 2014
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Did he get the ban hammer for real? If so, dayummmmmm that was quick..
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07-26-2017, 06:01 AM
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That post by the OP is classic!
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07-26-2017, 07:01 AM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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I thinck someone's ban starts from day one, again.
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07-26-2017, 07:37 AM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Sep 3, 2016
Location: Waffle House
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"If God has a problem with the way I live, let him tell me not you."
Well said, Kitty Lamour!
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07-26-2017, 07:38 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2, 2010
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This is a great piece of satire.
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07-26-2017, 07:43 AM
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In it for the PUSSY
Join Date: Mar 19, 2010
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Some funny shit right here
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07-26-2017, 07:45 AM
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Gaining Momentum
Join Date: Aug 21, 2015
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Duh
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07-26-2017, 08:11 AM
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Account Disabled
User ID: 679
Join Date: Apr 9, 2009
Location: Galleria
Posts: 8,364
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Dammmmmm
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