THE LAW THAT AssUp SAID WOULD NEVER HAPPEN....JUST GOT SIGNED !

[EXTXOILMAN]

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Who is extxoilman besides a wk for hating Kayla.

How about this, the fucking idiot IS Hating Kayla,

Let the FUCKWAD prove otherwise ... He's got an IQ of 6,000 per his own admission!

Assup,

The more you talk, the less you say. To paraphrase the great Abraham Lincoln, "Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

[Yssup Rider]

Just call it like I see it, EXLAXMAN!

[EXTXOILMAN]

Sorry to bump an old thread, but this is HILARIOUS!!

Union rules.

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde.

"I'd like her," he said.

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner,
"but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next.

NOW you know what's wrong with the AUTO industry and the seniority system in the House and Senate.

[EXTXOILMAN]

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Just call it like I see it, EXLAXMAN!

So, Assup, is that one of your special friends from downtown?? What'd you pay him to pose with that chick?? Or was it just a tip on your regular fee?? So, if I'm pussy-whipped, does that mean you're dick-whipped, or is cock-whipped more hip sounding...either way, I know you enjoy it.

[Yssup Rider]

Actually, that looks like the kid who polishes your nuts, along with his sister. I guess LK let you out of the boudoir to do some shit stirring for her, eh?

I guess she lost her nerve after her recent ludicrous meltdown following the Connecticut shootings.

[essence]

I'm afraid all families have their crazy ones which we try to keep hidden in the closet away from visitors, but it seems the closet has a computer in it.

It's like the crazy fanatical Christians, they think they are evangelising but the effect is the opposite.