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Originally Posted by onehitwonder
Yeast infection. See? She's scratchin' it.....  |
The count is 2-0, One hitta steps outta the box stares Ansley down and adjusts her batting glove. LC looks a little nervous as she patrols center field.
One hitta steps back in the box, digs in and takes a couple of swings.....wait that wasn't a swing, one hitta just pointed to the center field bleachers....She's calling her shot......This is unbelievable.
There's two on and two out. Ansley pitches from the wind up and the runners are on their way. It's high and looks to be right down the middle. One hitta swings(crack).....It's a fast ball. Ansley hung one up for her and LC is back, back, there's no way she's getting to this one, it's way over her head and it's still climbing folks. One hitta has just hit it out of the park. A three run homer. The crowd goes wild. LC can't even look as one hitta rounds the bases.
Ansley, being the class act she is calls for another ball and steps back up on the rubber ready to deliver the next pitch.
LC is sitting down in the outfield, wait.....is she crying? There's no crying in baseball! Oh, the humiliation.
One hitta has just busted one that LC may never be able recover from.
Ansley has left the mound and is walking towards center field. It sounds like she's telling LC to put her big girl panties back on. She turns around and stares down One hitta as she comes out of the dugout to take a bow. Wait.....did Ansley just give One hitta a wink? She did..... Looks like Ansley and One hitta just sent LC back to the minor leagues.
I just had to ask didn't I. 
