radio ad
Quote:
Dramatis Personae:
Steven: a perfectly normal ten year old boy
The Banana Slug: with a voice like Droopy Dog
The Mom: typical mom.
The Banana Slug: Steven...Steeeven...
Steven: What? Who's there?
The Banana Slug: down here, Steven.
Steven: EWWW! What are you? Some kind of yellow booger?
The Banana Slug (disappointed): I'm a banana slug, Steven.
Steven: what do you want?
The Banana Slug (brightly): I'm your sense of adventure! I've come from forest to tell you we want you back! Remember the trees, the babbling brook, that fort you made out of sticks? We all miss you.
Steven: I went to the forest last year.
The Banana Slug (irritably): I'm a slug, Steven, it took me a long time to get here.
Steven: Oh, sorry. I really did like the forest.
The Banana Slug: Great, shall we go?
Steven: Absolutely! HEY MOM!!!
Mom: Yes, Steven? What do you OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT THING IN YOUR HAND???
Steven: That's my sense of Adventure! He says we need to go the forest, can we? Please?
Finis.
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Was with a lady last night
me: girl! whats that in your hand
her: my sense of adventure
me: yours??????
her: you can have is back after the adventure
LOL the ad played on way to notel
sadly after some adventure. in a cave she lost it
and wrapped that slug
wrapping a slimy slug is useless
after swallow, fingers did the walking back.
hay Don't be a letter bug. say Yoie the bear
keep the forest clean
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all maybe daddy of... Now would be a good time ta man up, or run like hell on wheels 
