How Houston got it's name- did ya know?

[onehitwonder]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

Sweet, a big gulp pussy latte.....keep working it.....I thinck I hear an echo.

DH, like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, no doubt doubt doubt

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

[onehitwonder]

The one thing I know for sure after trying to read through this mess is,
Once you're done showing all of us how classy and well educated you are by your participation in this thread, you wont be able to give that shit away, let alone sell it. So I figure my work is done. Ta Ta....

This chicks melts almost as fast as those ice cubes she was bragging about earlier. .ewww....


" OHW has picked up the rebound.....She shoots, she scores, and the crowd goes wild..."

[Jusanotherdude]

Originally Posted by Lacey Companion

1hw, you so classy and and smart and and I've all ready heard about you girl... lmao. "She needs a breath mint in both ends"...lol. I wouldn't put any pics up either. You are way beneath the standards of fuck this shit. And from what I hear, my tits and ass are way nicer and my personality way classier than yours... onehitwonder. I bet it only takes one hit to make you wonder... in circles for hours... it's obvious. I bet you were that wobbly scraggly drunk witch looking chick I seen passing a trailor park the other day. I've got to learn how to get around better. I wouldn't even let you in the car with my 50 cats...rof. Sorry, that's just so way beyond stupid. I bet that was you the way you look up to BDS... pffft.

WayWay, that's just tacky. Don't you have ANY class? OOOHHHH, I get it... you two are related and yer fuggin BDS. Ya'll related too? Yer not supposin to be fuggin the grandkids Paw. No wonder you gots pukin and shitten on the brain. Clean them girls up and quit dat dar handlin em. You need to be checkin dat dar lectricity wire coming in the dat back bedroom so you can tell the difference between dem girls shitten and pukin! You got ther dad burned heads spinnin with all that puss you put out there. Now we know where all the cats live... Wayway's trailor. Wayway gots a raunchy bunch a pussies... no wonder they hang out in the kitty litter.


You gonna bring Paw dat flower. Be a big girl and get dressed first.

KS, I can be whatever age I want... now go poison back door Stacey's margarita like a good lil shaker. Dont' forget that one hit to the wonderer too. Not too much now, she'll be givin' Paw a stress attack.

Originally Posted by Lacey Companion

That's what I said... your imaginary friend, One Hand Wavin all the smells away, that all you gay dogs who think you are cats fuck. This is wrong? Think about it? BTW DH, I can shoot ice cubes 6 feet out of my pussy. Can you do that? I bet you suck better dick than me too. I'd say mine is bigger but I divorced his ass. You're right though, I found my niche. Now get over here and lick my feet you lil hooktard bitch wannabe. And get Back Door Stacey outta the kitty litter, it's not the bath tub and that's not soap!!!

WOW!!!!

I'm not sure Padre...... but SURELY one of these has to be an early favorite for Post of the Week! I gotta bust out my Orphan Annie Super Duper Decoder Ring to decypher that shit!!! Fuckin FANTASTIC!!!

KS..... don't worry bro..... we'll find that special someone for you..... she's out there...... waiting for a super guy JUST LIKE YOU!!! I'll help you look.... we'll find her bro...... don't worry.......

<------- Gonna need more of this


JaD

[Lacey Companion]

1howannabe, you might be able to hear better if you get your head outta there... I'm not in this thread... it is my thread. Now tell MP to take ya back to the bus stop so you can make yuins some beer, cigs and soap money; maybe ye'll get lucky this time and catch the man in the Toyota. And don't get jealous when DH comes down ther... just slide over and realize he needs a new stuffed animal friend. The cats get kinda skeered when he wears out the panther and for gosh dern sakes, he's hearin echoes in his head again. Let him know dem friends a his ain't sposta put their penises in his ears. And QUIT braggin about stealin yer sisder's boyfriends... she's fragile and those people at the bus stop aren't cheering, their just tryin to wave away yer flyin critters and gaspin for air. Don't wake Paw when ya come in just go ahead and worsh that shit offin his face and stay offin his pecker, yer gonna kill off the ole fart and then where ya gonna be? Plus, he owes me some diamonds! Ya best hang on to sum a dem hot dogs, each one is yer dinner this week. Ya outsta listen to some ole lady advice and charge 2 dollars from them taxi drivers and truck drivers so you kin give a few bites to yer lil sister Book Door Stacie. Iffen we ever get her outta the kitty litter and ya bring back some dad blastin soap, she can make her own derned hot dog money. Poor thang. Now you make sure she doesn't get lost on that big yeller bus again, she's supposin to gits on dat der shortie bus and don't try to bite at it this time... it's not a dad berned twinkie and ya only has 2 teeth left. How we ever gonna gits any pics of ya at that derned rate? And stay away from them pole cat critters, that mater juice is ta get the stank offin Paw!!!

Kisses and lix JaD, my hero... my Love. Be careful hangin out with the hillbillies Baby... those crawly things they play with will come home with ya like luggage. I don't wanna have to spend money on curin that shit.

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by Lacey Companion

It seems Houston got it's name from Sam Houston while he was in dispute with a peer from Ohio. Imagine that... lol.

http://downfalldictionary.blogspot.c.../Sam%20Houston

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Houston

Thread Toipic.

[Wayward]

Sorry Lexus, the threAD topic was take a walk on the on the wild side, welcome to crazy town and how many cats does it take to have an upscale incall.

Originally Posted by Lacey Companion

Don't wake Paw when ya come in just go ahead and worsh that shit offin his face and stay offin his pecker, yer gonna kill off the ole fart and then where ya gonna be? Plus, he owes me some diamonds!

We are going to have to hold off on the diamonds for fear you would cross it with the pearls. Kid Charlemagne.

Maybe with a tin foil bonnet and your kitty army you could come over to the Island, we really don't give a tree peeing flip (love the new avatar) about your IP address use a proxy but you belong there. It's chalk full o crazy and that is right up your litter box.

[boardman]

Originally Posted by Lacey Companion

*Big Giggle* Not bad for my 38 year old ass huh?

Okay Wayway, just for you

Seriously?
You stole my picture?

[boardman]

Let's see,
Provider claims to never have posted BP ads even when overwhelming proof would indicate that she has. Provider claims "someone stole her handle and suggests that they then must have also hacked into her email account in order to take advantage of the fact that they were using that email on her ads.
I thinck Occam's Razor may have an application here.

Did you say you were in the hospital for six weeks?
No one stays in the hospital anymore for six weeks unless it is something they don't ever completely recover from. Now, Rehab, well that's a different story.

[dearhunter]

I kind of like our BP girl.......she grows on me......kind of like a leaky drill hole that needs some mud packed into it to make it tight.

[notanewbie]

not entirely separated from dh's post, I was thincking for the longest that when the initials LC were being used it was referring to Loose Cunt...not Lacey Companion. Ironic yet irresponsible, my apologies Lacey.

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by boardman

Let's see,
No one stays in the hospital anymore for six weeks unless it is something they don't ever completely recover from. Now, Rehab, well that's a different story.

Rehap for six weeks is a serious recovery from a serious ... "affliction" ...

... but the way this thread has meandered I can just imagine the group sessions!

Even a head shot wound takes less than a week .. then off to ... rehab!

[onehitwonder]

Originally Posted by boardman

Did you say you were in the hospital for six weeks?
No one stays in the hospital anymore for six weeks unless it is something they don't ever completely recover from. Now, Rehab, well that's a different story.

HELLO???? Mental hospital!! It would take at least that long to attempt diagnosis. From the sounds of things,(and I am not a medical proffessional, yet) I'm guessin' "trailor trash syndrome" or "CUNTry Bumpkin-phycosis" or even "Ellie Mae-isitis" which from what I understand stems from incest.....that would certainly explain her accent/backwoods West Virginia cousin-fucking dialect that she has been hiding up until a few pages ago....
What say you?


<~~~~~RTM/Nurses call button.......

[boardman]

Originally Posted by onehitwonder

HELLO???? Mental hospital!! It would take at least that long to attempt diagnosis. From the sounds of things,(and I am not a medical proffessional, yet) I'm guessin' "trailor trash syndrome" or "CUNTry Bumpkin-phycosis" or even "Ellie Mae-isitis" which from what I understand stems from incest.....that would certainly explain her accent/backwoods West Virginia cousin-fucking dialect that she has been hiding up until a few pages ago....
What say you?


<~~~~~RTM/Nurses call button.......

But, that wasn't really her. She has way too much class to post like that. Someone must have hacked her eccie account. Conspiracy theories will follow. It's a normal part of the accompanying paranoia.

[Ansley]

Okay, I have read through this whole thread and I'm able to kind of sorta wrap my head around it. What I can't figure out is, why is LC squatting beside the tree. Did tree_hugger tell her it was sexy?