You know you're a Provider/Hobbyist when....

[Guest020720]

Originally Posted by tntangie

For me, I don't have to explain the definition of "work" to my doctor anymore. 3 month birth control, not a problem.
Neither is regular testing.
Being open about my "job" makes it so much easier.

By the way, THIS DOES NOT MEAN I DO BBFS!

The 3 month birth control stops my period, and the regular testing is for my own health and peace of mind.

Jeez. Sorry some would take that to IMPLY I would dare do BBFS! For fuck's sake!

[BLM69]

When driving by all the incalls I've visited, I recall all the good times I've had. Man I've been to dozens of motels/hotels. lol

[Jessika Sweetz]

Originally Posted by thathottnurse

On a quick trip to walgreens, you wonder if your small basket of items totally gives you away as a hooker to the check out person.

i wonder this when i am at walmart lol

[MrMarriott]

...when you get that awkward feeling as the front desk clerk gives you the stink-eye as you're walking out exactly 30 mins or 1 hr later.

...or you hit alternate exit in the back and walk the extra mile to avoid the stink-eye all together.

[MISTER11523]

......when you see an "Investigation" in the local news where the "Blow the lid" off the latest Message Parlor/Underground Strip Club/Brothel/Swingers Club and you bristle because you know they got half of the facts wrong........

......When you see a REALLY HOT GIRL at and Applebees, having lunch with an overweight gentleman in his 40's-50's and automatically think they're on a Meet-and-Greet....

[Randall Creed]

Originally Posted by biglatinmale

When driving by all the incalls I've visited, I recall all the good times I've had. Man I've been to dozens of motels/hotels. lol

There some where I've made multiple visits, and one or two rooms within where I've seen more than one girl in.

[jfred]

When I left the hobby for local soccer-moms I discovered that fucking in 5 positions and coming on her tits exactly 90 minutes after starting could arouse suspicion -- "Who the hell are you and how did you do that??"

Can't remember how I answered but the truth was, years of conditioning.

EDIT: Jeeze, Angie I just saw you up there. Thot we were going riding You look great, dear!

[DarkeyKong]

On the phone with insurance company:

Rep: Who is your provider?
Me: Excuse me?
Rep: Your healthcare provider
Me: Oh (egg on face)

[Selena Romano]

Originally Posted by dongeykong

On the phone with insurance company:

Rep: Who is your provider?
Me: Excuse me?
Rep: Your healthcare provider
Me: Oh (egg on face)

Lol exactly

[Guest020720]

Thanks Jfred!

[bored@home]

When you are doing RL work in the FTW hotspot and see the morning run on swisher sweets.

[addicted2U]

When at work and notating accounts in the system, you chuckle at the abbreviations that are used.
FS- facility statement
BB- buy back; CG- Current Guarantee; ISO- initial surrender offer
And my favorite: COF- calc offer foreclosed.
This makes work not so boring sometimes.