TONIGHT (ahem...) I am thankful for staying in a nice hotel room for the following reason:
1. I get the television all to myself and do not need to have it permanently set to Nick Jr.
2. There are no potato chip crumbs in my bed because the munchkins...the MUNCHKINS!!!
3. I can put a DO NOT DISTURB sign on my door and NOT BE DISTURBED
4. I can walk around NAKED!
5. I can look out onto the expressway and imagine that the cars are little ants with headlights, and look at people and pretend to squish them.