nothing reply anything you want

[Cromwellmkviii]

Originally Posted by anita germane

now...THIS!!!!! Is how you make a real "Blt"!!! At least I do mine!!!

Nita...it looks like you are an "Epic Meal Time" kind of girl.

Epic Meal Time - Fast Food Sushi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXjxHQQxcLw

*Not For the Faint of Hear, or High Blood Pressure*

[offshoredrilling]

[offshoredrilling]

How To Undo Her Bra With One Hand


just in case you do not know

[GP]

Could someone please summarize this thread for me in a paragraph. Since this thread started, I have yet to read one post in it. I don't feel like going back and reading 182 posts. Yes, I am being lazy.

[LynnT]

Originally Posted by GP

Could someone please summarize this thread for me in a paragraph. Since this thread started, I have yet to read one post in it. I don't feel like going back and reading 182 posts. Yes, I am being lazy.

You better get reading, there is a test next week.

Its a point reduction test, the higher you score the more infraction points get taken away. We know you're a trouble maker and have lots of points. Or did they already take them away because you're a cop?

[GP]

Uh Oh, not a test. Should I bring a sharp #2 pencil?

[brutusbluto]

Now lets not get testy...

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by jackfengshui

This appears to be the most deviously started thread that can be hijacked or bumped at will in perpetuity.

Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

mmmm why yes it is thank you

Originally Posted by GP

Could someone please summarize this thread for me in a paragraph. Since this thread started, I have yet to read one post in it. I don't feel like going back and reading 182 posts. Yes, I am being lazy.

its about nothing. just as it says. Post anything you want so you have to read it all, or just join in. You pick its kinda like
Seinfeld - Official Site

The official Sony Pictures Television Seinfeld site features show and cast information, video clips, and pictures from "The Show About Nothing".
Episode Guide - Games - Complete series - Google Map
www.sonypictures.com/tv/shows/seinfeld/ - Cached - Similar

So no one subject last more than 3 or 4 posts normally. many just 1 post.
ITS ABOUT NOTHING So get some popcorn and read or join in, or forget it. The test LynnPL will give you is open book. But she will set a time limit. So you have to keep up with her

Oh by the way started on 10-08-2010, 04:32 PM without ever going more than 30 days with out a post. mmmmm should we have a birthday party on 10-08-2011 ahwww why not

[LynnT]

I'll make cupcakes.

[offshoredrilling]

for GP

[offshoredrilling]

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course,
became confused as to where he was on the course.

Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.

He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew
what hole he was playing.

"I'm on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are a hole behind me. So you
must be on the 6th hole."

He thanked her and went back to his golf.

On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached her again
with the same request.

"I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so you must be on the
13th hole."

Once again, he thanked her and returned to his play.

He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady
sitting at the end of the bar.

He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.

The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often.

He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for
your help. I understand that you're in the sales profession. I'm in sales
also. What do you sell?"

"I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh," she replied.

"No, I won't."

"Well, if you must know", she answered, "I work for Tampax."

With that, he laughed so hard he lost his balance and fell off the bar stool.

"See," she said. "I knew you'd laugh!"

"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, "I'm a salesman for
Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you.!!"

[offshoredrilling]

Arrivals in heaven


All arrivals in heaven have to go through a bureaucratic examination to
determine whether admission will be granted. One room has a clerk who
inputs computerized records of what each applicant did on his or her last
day of life.

The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a good
one. "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed
she had just gotten out of the shower. Well, her hair was dry and I
checked the shower and it was completely dry too. I knew she was into some
hanky-panky and I began to look for her lover. I went onto the balcony of
our 9th floor apartment and found the SOB clinging to the rail by his
finger tips. I was so angry that I began bashing his fingers with a flower
pot. He let go and fell, but his fall was broken by some awnings and
bushes. On seeing he was still alive I found super human strength to drag
our antique cedar chest to the balcony and throw it over. It hit the man
and killed him. At this point the stress got to me and I suffered a
massive heart attack and died."

The clerk thanked him and sent him on to the next office.

The second applicant said that his last day was his worst. "I was on the
roof of an apartment building working on the AC equipment. I stumbled over
my tools and toppled off the building. I managed to grab onto the balcony
rail of a 9th floor apartment but some idiot came rushing out on the
balcony and bashed my hands with a flower pot. I fell but hit some awnings
and bushes and survived, but as I looked up I saw a huge chest falling
toward me. I tried to crawl out of the way but failed and was hit and
killed by the chest."

The clerk couldn't help but chuckle as he directs the man to the next room.

He is still giggling when his third customer of the day enters. He
apologizes and says "I doubt that your last day was as interesting as the
fellow in here just before you."

"I don't know" replies the man, "picture this, I'm buck naked, hiding in
this cedar chest....."

[offshoredrilling]

Simon & Garfunkel, Feeling groovy, stereo


just a mood I'm in. As something is done, and went well.

[LynnT]

Dang I cant sleep, my shoulder is aching like a bitch..

[offshoredrilling]

have two men and call me in the morning!!

Hope you are ok.

And no giving of HJ. till you feel better.