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Little Jimmy was in sex education class one day when his teacher announced that a man has a penis. Little Jimmy started waving his hand in the air with a sense of great urgency. The teacher said, yes Jimmy.
Jimmy stated that his father has two penises. The teacher shrugged it off and explained a man has only one penis. But Jimmy insisted, so the teacher asked Jimmy to explain.
Jimmy said, “Yes teacher, my father does have two penises – one teenie weenie one that he goes to the bathroom with and one great big one that mommy brushes her teeth with”.
Sorry guys and gals; that one’s older than the hills on granny’s chest, but I couldn’t resist.
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors & the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely good looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
(scroll and keep reading!)
New Wives store
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex & beer and have money.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
starts as soon as you let go of her hands for doing that.
