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Originally Posted by CreatedInSpace
To Tiny’s point: A girl who swallows is a serial killer. :-)
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Thanks CreatedInSpace. This is profound. Every time we whack off, it's like killing 300 million half-embryos. That's genocide on a spectacular scale. Worse than Hitler. Worse than the Hutus in Rwanda.
I just don't have it in me though to live life like a priest and swear off self stimulation.
I typically masturbate in the shower or my girlfriend's panties. But from here on out I'll be more respectful, more solemn. I'll find a nice field with some exposure to the sun, a few trees, maybe a pond. And I'll spill my seed there. Kind of like when a buddy of mine passed away and we spread his ashes in a nice place. It's the least I can do for those 300 million half-souls that I'm going to abort through my penis.