Best of 2013 - DALLAS

[eccienewbie]

Originally Posted by thathottnurse

So that's why business is slow.

You're the one who redirected my attention to it. I mean, it's just hypnotizing.

[Guest092216]

Its like one of those clips u see of dog staring at an unknown object and it's face or eyes don't move. Mystery now solved! Unknown object: B/W banner. Dog: Us. True sorry.

[eccienewbie]

I find myself hearing the lines spoken by Kevin Costner when he kept playing and rewinding the Zapruder film in the movie, JFK: "Back, and to the left... Back, and to the left..." Except here I keep thinking, "Forward, and a little to the right... Forward, and...." But the "movie" in my head has a much happier ending.

[Meerschaum]

So, you finally drew my attention to the black and white banner. I thought to myself, "Can I pull my pud to this?" But, the ad copy directed me not to jerk off yet. I didn't.

[Guest092216]

Lmao!!!! It does doesn't it!?!? Hahahahaha. Carry on then.

[Prolongus]

Best Provider of the Year:
Why, ECCIE of course! Consider what it gives; pics of lovely girls and how to reach them and have fun with them! Plus, what would half the people do here without Chat, nasty PMs, drama, fake handles, fake cancer and kidnapping stories!

Best Client of the Year:
Gotta be LE! Shit, they know about this place, but they keep shit quiet and let us roll merrily along...thanks, guys!

Best Newbie of the Year:
Well it's early...we still have 10 more days left in 2013.

Best Provider/Client couple:
Shep 3.0 and Loloabrea! (I'm gettin' hammered and toasted for this one :-)).

Best Review of the Year:
"I came, we fucked, I came, I left." Now who can argue with that type of honesty!

And finally,

Best Post of the Year:
Gotta be whitechocolate until another client posts with pics of his bigger post!

[SD2011]

Originally Posted by Prolongus

Best Provider of the Year:
Why, ECCIE of course! Consider what it gives; pics of lovely girls and how to reach them and have fun with them! Plus, what would half the people do here without Chat, nasty PMs, drama, fake handles, fake cancer and kidnapping stories!

Best Client of the Year:
Gotta be LE! Shit, they know about this place, but they keep shit quiet and let us roll merrily along...thanks, guys!

Best Newbie of the Year:
Well it's early...we still have 10 more days left in 2013.

Best Provider/Client couple:
Shep 3.0 and Loloabrea! (I'm gettin' hammered and toasted for this one :-)).

Best Review of the Year:
"I came, we fucked, I came, I left." Now who can argue with that type of honesty!

And finally,

Best Post of the Year:
Gotta be whitechocolate until another client posts with pics of his bigger post!

That shit there is funny...

Have a great Christmas!

[SD2011]

Originally Posted by thathottnurse

Its like one of those clips u see of dog staring at an unknown object and it's face or eyes don't move. Mystery now solved! Unknown object: B/W banner. Dog: Us. True sorry.

So, a paradox question. If we link that black/white gif advert of the guy churning poontang butter with that gal in a post would it be moderated?

These are things that I wonder about when bored...

(not really)



btw: he has a tramp stamp (isn't that kinda girly thing?)

[eccienewbie]

And we have a new contender for Most Awkwardly Phrased Comment by a WK in a Supporting Role:

Originally Posted by thereisnospoon

Lola has given one of my dogs a better time than that!!!

White Knights -- they just don't make 'em like they used to.

But, for the record, I firmly believe that review is bullshit.

Edit: this just in: The Academy has also nominated thereisnospoon's comment for Worst Double Entendre of 2013. Hope he has his tux ready for the award ceremony. Could be a big night for him.

[Bestman200600]

Heading to the beach with one of my regulars as soon as the weather warms up. My condo on the beach in Cancun. No the pictures are not going to be posted.

[eccienewbie]

Originally Posted by Bestman200600

Heading to the beach with one of my regulars as soon as the weather warms up. My condo on the beach in Cancun. No the pictures are not going to be posted.

It's 81 today in Cancun, and it will be 85 tomorrow. You gonna wait 'til the Gulf is boiling?

And the Award for Best Eccie Weatherman does NOT go to...bestman.

[Bestman200600]

Eccie newbie

I will take her when I want to. If we decide to stay 2 weeks so be it. Go drink a Bud light and chill out.

[eccienewbie]

Originally Posted by Bestman200600

Eccie newbie

I will take her when I want to. If we decide to stay 2 weeks so be it. Go drink a Bud light and chill out.

You seem upset, bestman. That's a shame....

[Bestman200600]

Eccie newbie

She called me back. She's going next summer. You helped her make up her mind. Thanks for the help.

[eccienewbie]

Originally Posted by Bestman200600

Eccie newbie

She called me back. When her daughter is out of school she's going. You helped her make up her mind. Thanks for the help.

Please keep us updated.

Winner of Best Online Social Calendar: Bestman!!!!!

Congratulations!!!!