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03-28-2011, 02:50 PM
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I first learned of this game when I was a boy scout, we knew it as Campers Around the Campfire. It is more commonly known as Petals Around the Rose.
http://www.borrett.id.au/computing/petals-j.htm
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04-02-2011, 05:58 AM
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got a ceiling tile that no one seems to wanna fix....here's a fix for it...
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04-02-2011, 06:07 AM
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ever have anyone take your lunch by mistake??Wait maybe it wasn't a mistake after all..
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04-02-2011, 09:59 AM
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Gee I wounder if the guy/gal that stole the lean pockets was the same guy/gal that keep drinking the breast milk that was pumped from a female co-worker where I worked. Put in the fridge for hubby to pick up later to feed there kid. True story from where I work. The male and female that where stealing the mike where fired after IT put a web cam on the pop machine facing the fridge. After she lost the milk for her kid for a week and a-half.
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04-03-2011, 12:31 AM
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just got this from buddy in Iraq
The Dept of Defense briefed the President this morning.
They told President Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.
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To everyone's surprise, he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands,
visibly shaken, almost in tears.
Finally, he composed himself and asked, "Just how many is a brazilian?"
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This is not surprising, since he obviously has no understanding of billion
or trillion either.
now don't get in a thither, its a joke. I had to find the pic, would not copy from my email. But I also found
So thinking we should stay out of the problems of other States(nations). And wait for the next big one.
I find the get your passport to travel to Mexico and Canada funny. The only thing I have used my passport for is Canada. And for my job. Yup every year I have to show my passport for my job in the US. Its ether one US passport or 12 other ID's, six that have to have a photo. mmmmmm one US passport is easy. I carry it to work every day as you can be challenged at any time and have to bring ID the next day after they sent you home that day. Whip out the passport, not sent home and loose a days pay.
mmmm I wounder if the makers of the FUBO stickers in Rochester can also find me, or make that one.
good dogie
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04-05-2011, 08:20 AM
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Barack has a problem
One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies.
He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room.
In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.
"No," Obama said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the door of the next room.
In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Obama.
The devil opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Obama looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said .. . . . .
(This is priceless...)
"OK, Monica, you're free to go."
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04-05-2011, 07:08 PM
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Join Date: Mar 8, 2011
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Don't muslims recieve virgins? wouldn't it be ironic for Bam Bam to only get 1 questionable bbw not so virgin??or worse, some old perv?
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04-06-2011, 09:50 AM
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HEHEHEHEHE.................... ..
So, Laker, jack and osd find themselves shipwrecked and stranded on a desert island. Once they gain they're bearings, they decide to explore and see what fate has handed them.
Before long, they find themselves surrounded by natives whom are angrily pointing spears and grunting at them. They quietly comply and soon find themselves herded into a large village, guided into a hut. Two guards are posted at the door.
The next day they are visited by the chiefs son. Amazingly, he speaks english and explains that they are to go before the village chief, his father and must make a choice. They're manhood and they're lives shall hang in the balance. One choice and they will live, the other and they will surely die.
You can imagine the fear and dread each of them feel, but they resolutely decide to stick together and all choose the same thing. Whatever it might be.
A few hours later, all of the village warriors come and point at Laker. YOU come see chief! Jack and o.s.d. wish him luck and tell him to be strong as he heads out the door.
A little while later he is standing in front of the chief. The chief stands, adorned in all his regal palm leaves and human bones and declares, " you have two choices! Death, or a roo roo!"
Laker thinks to him self, "what the fuck? Well, chief, I guess I choose a roo roo." "ah, very good choice" declares the chief. "a roo roo it is" A burly warrior grabs Laker, bends him over a stump and proceeds to sodomize him.
As he limps back into the hut, his fellows are relieved to see him alive and pepper him with questions. Dejectedly, he looks into they're eye's and tells him they're choice's. "Choose death my friends, the pain and humiliation are killing me! Choose death!"
A little while later, the warriors return and point at O.S.D., YOU, come see chief! As he is lead out, he swears to choose death and wishes his dear friends god speed.
However, once in front of the chief and presented with the same choice, he just cant bring himself to choose to die just yet. Suffering the same fate as Laker, he is soon returned to the hut, limping and in tears.
Now, both of them are pleading with Jack to choose death. The alternative is just too much to live with. Had they the choice to do it over again, they most assuredly would choose death. His friends could not be more adamant, and he swears an oath to choose death.
Soon enough, his time has come and he hugs his friends. Jack squares his shoulders and resolutely walks out of the hut. He marches straight up to the chief and defiantly stares, awaiting his choice's so he may show them how a true man chooses his fate!
The chief stands and say's, "you have two choice's. You may choose death, or you may choose a roo roo. What shall your choice be?"
Jack hesitates only briefly, square's his shoulders and looks the chief straight in the eye. "You dirty little filthy piece of shit" he say's. "I choose death!!"
"ahhh, Very very good choice" says the chief.......................
"DEATH BY A ROO ROO!!!!"
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04-06-2011, 12:54 PM
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LOL....
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04-12-2011, 05:12 PM
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So Im getting "spam" mail on ads I have posted.
Email offering office jobs etc..(legit companies) Why would they think I would go from a making $200-$300 an hour to a 40 hr a week desk job for $8 per hour?
Just sayin'
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04-14-2011, 11:52 AM
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04-14-2011, 11:52 AM
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04-14-2011, 11:54 AM
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04-14-2011, 02:13 PM
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heres a letter a "friend" sent to me..she wanted me to proof read it for her...
Dear Congress, last year I mismanaged my funds and this year I cannot decide on a budget. Until I have come to a unified decision that fits all of my needs and interests, I will have to shut down my checkbook and will no longer be able to pay my taxes. I'm sure you'll understand. Thank you very much for setting an example we can all follow.
I said .."looks good send it off"!!!
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04-14-2011, 07:04 PM
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Join Date: Mar 8, 2011
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GOP stands for....... Get ( the HELL OTTA HERE!!!!!!!!) Old People!!!!!!!!!!!! and and ..eat your DAMN DOG FOOD and SHUT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL UUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
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