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[Plastic Man]

can this ...holeeday gift ...ever be forgotten

Originally Posted by JohnnyCap

'Twas the third day of hanukkah and the studio was full
With Jimmies to rub down and hard-ons to pull.

The far eastern ladies would giggle with glee
When Jimmie would blow they'd say, "Please now tip me."

With every new client the linens they'd change,
Until they were visited by a Jimmie most strange.

He was not a newbie, no he'd been there before;
In fact the mama-san yawned at the sight of the bore.

She wanted to slap him and tell him to leave,
But in the holiday spirit she thought, "Why not relieve

This weary old haggard man, in from the snow,
This miserable cheap haggler known as Celso."

So she swallowed her pride and showed him a room.
But then this rude ingrate asked, full of gloom,

"Surely you've someone who is prettier than you?
Please, mama-san, my balls are quite blue!

I've been texting and calling ladies all day
And have yet to find one to give me my way

For the meager pittance I offer in trade;
I feel it is due me, the disappointment life has made."

The madam by appearance took the insult in stride
But pointed to the door and said, "You get no such ride!"

At first the codger couldn't believe the ma'am and her word.
He stuttered and stammered, demeanor disturb'd.

But a new thought came upon him and with a grin
He round-housed the Madame square on the chin.

"No service," cried Celso, enraged with delight,
"There will be some bruised and battered Asians tonight!"

[Guest070916]

Originally Posted by Carlos Danger

Whew,,, next Marlene will be giving us canadian exchange rates.

Well since ya ax.... http://money.cnn.com/data/world_markets/asia/

Oh and FYI, Ling Ling Ling is avail today 3-9.....

Alt; Ling linck with lots of pix.....

Originally Posted by Paulwantsya

It's not just a thread... it's a repository....

Indeed!....feel free ta leave yer deposits.....

[Guest072323]

Originally Posted by XY

, at night the ownness falls on if you drive a shit box or a clean machine.

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[AmishGangster]

Fuckin repositories.

[Carlos Danger]

Jus funnin

[doctorisin]

Tender moments

[Guest072323]

Originally Posted by Paulwantsya

Jimmie jesus on a cracker....

edit add: but this one just caught my eye:

Jimmie jesus ridin a walrus....

Originally Posted by camouflage

An instant classic

You want an instant classic??
Try this one on fer size:

Originally Posted by Plastic Man

gee mary aint there a ...law ...bout postin the same ol tired meme ...over an over

...betcha some ol cunt of a lib be thinkin bout ...a new law bannin memes

[Guest072323]

Originally Posted by JONBALLS

spit on your cock and just go ahead and shove it in?



its like my index finger anyways.........

Originally Posted by JONBALLS

I woud guess

if a hooker wants daty she "enjoys"

they hook iup with their GF

or the guy

with no job


they support


with our money..

Some of you guys are just going above and beyond....
Thank you.

[generalbob]

...pushed my head away after she O'ed for the tenth time!!!
(In reality, your beard stubble and beaver teeth were making her bleed!)

[generalbob]

Not bragging, but somehow she was able to get my HUGE cock in that tight little pussy!!

She's not a clock watcher(as long as I finish and leave 10 minutes early)

I could tell we had a special connection (her hand connected to my money)

[Guest070916]

Don't get any better than that!......

[doctorisin]

Wish Buff had someone of this caliper..... ya thinck?!

[AmishGangster]

"I love SAB"

[AmishGangster]

Has anyone mentioned golden dildo?

[Guest070916]

What could go wrong

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