Look At This Mighty Fine Cunt

[Lolahhhhh]

Someone please explain what a jelly jar is. I'm a baby hooker so I'm not keen on the whore language.

[Guest021217]

Originally Posted by Lolahhhhh

Someone please explain what a jelly jar is. I'm a baby hooker so I'm not keen on the whore language.

Google It

[Guest081519]

Originally Posted by SerenityXX

Well here is a little good taint for Tht ass. Eat ur heart out

You obviously have no idea what a taint is.

The Urban Dictionary defines taint as such:

A taint is the stretch of skin found only on women between the pussy and the asshole. The term originated from the phrase "taint an asshole and taint a pussy." In contrast the skin between the scrotum and asshole on a man is referred to as the "gooch" and first known usage is a reference to Bob "the gooch" Guccione the owner/publisher of Penthouse. His employees and acquaintances couldn't quite decide if he was more of an asshole or a dick, a general consensus eventually formed that he was both and "everything in between," hence the gooch.
Q: Hey lady, do you know why the piece of skin between your vagina and anus is called a taint?

A: Because it taint a pussy, and it taint an asshole.

[clydesdale]

SerenityXX you are very beautiful and IMHO the pic of you with no make up is the best one. It is sad when someone posts such a beautiful picture and some one like dorky jelly roll has to come alone and add her "look at me, look at me" posts. It is obvious she feels threatened by Serenity's beauty, but as fat as dorky jelly roll is it's no wonder. Let's take a look at how Houston really feels about dorky.

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1221305&page=9

post number 126 says it pretty good:

Dorthy Monroe is one of the worst providers on this board. She dumb as a bag of hammers. She makes ludicrous decisions and then tries to pass them off as logical. She has absolutely no sense of responsibility for her actions. She defends her obvious lack of professionalism with her fucked up logic and somehow believes she's right. I would never pay to see her. I would never see her for free. I wouldn't see her if she paid me.

Now, the important question is, "how did I arrive at my conclusions?"

Simple, I read the board. However, even if I didn't read the board, a simple search, either by using the search button at the top of the page, or by clicking on her handle and clicking on the find more posts link, would quickly give credence to all of these conclusions.

The OP thought that by posting this NC/NS on Dorthy, he would be making his thoughts public on the board, and letting other hobbyists read about her shortcomings, so they could avoid making the same mistake he did. The ironic part is that if he would have followed the advice he's trying to impart to others, that they should read the alerts on her, he would have avoided Dorthy, and never would have had to post this NC/NS.

Dorthy is a horrible provider, in every way that matters to me. Every hobbyist who goes to see her, is offended by her actions, and then posts a new alert here, is just as ignorant as she is.

Regardless of the top secret point the OP thinks he's making, here's the point the OP is actually making...he's saying that Dorthy is an idiot, and that anyone who posts an alert on her is just as big an idiot...

[Guest021217]

Originally Posted by clydesdale

SerenityXX you are very beautiful and IMHO the pic of you with no make up is the best one. It is sad when someone posts such a beautiful picture and some one like dorky jelly roll has to come alone and add her "look at me, look at me" posts. It is obvious she feels threatened by Serenity's beauty, but as fat as dorky jelly roll is it's no wonder. Let's take a look at how Houston really feels about dorky.

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1221305&page=9

post number 126 says it pretty good:

Dorthy Monroe is one of the worst providers on this board. She dumb as a bag of hammers. She makes ludicrous decisions and then tries to pass them off as logical. She has absolutely no sense of responsibility for her actions. She defends her obvious lack of professionalism with her fucked up logic and somehow believes she's right. I would never pay to see her. I would never see her for free. I wouldn't see her if she paid me.

Now, the important question is, "how did I arrive at my conclusions?"

Simple, I read the board. However, even if I didn't read the board, a simple search, either by using the search button at the top of the page, or by clicking on her handle and clicking on the find more posts link, would quickly give credence to all of these conclusions.

The OP thought that by posting this NC/NS on Dorthy, he would be making his thoughts public on the board, and letting other hobbyists read about her shortcomings, so they could avoid making the same mistake he did. The ironic part is that if he would have followed the advice he's trying to impart to others, that they should read the alerts on her, he would have avoided Dorthy, and never would have had to post this NC/NS.

Dorthy is a horrible provider, in every way that matters to me. Every hobbyist who goes to see her, is offended by her actions, and then posts a new alert here, is just as ignorant as she is.

Regardless of the top secret point the OP thinks he's making, here's the point the OP is actually making...he's saying that Dorthy is an idiot, and that anyone who posts an alert on her is just as big an idiot...

How many posts did you have to read to find that? Smh

So wakeup is all of Houston?

Jelly roll pfft please im thick ( not a bbw ) sorry Im not a stick..

Latina & Creole Right Here & Proud..

[Danielle Reid]

I wouldn't trust anything Wakeup says, he has the mental capability of a 16-year-old boy who fantasizes about being a moderator and married to a European porn star. Plus he seems to hate Hispanic and Black sex workers (or women in general).

*walks out of thread slowly*

[Rockydoc]

Originally Posted by Danielle Reid

I wouldn't trust anything Wakeup says, he has the mental capability of a 16-year-old boy who fantasizes about being a moderator and married to a European porn star. Plus he seems to hate Hispanic and Black sex workers (or women in general).

*walks out of thread slowly*

Wait. He is not really Valerie's husband?!?! Hahahahaha

Wakeup is one of a kind.

[Danielle Reid]

Originally Posted by Rockydoc

Wait. He is not really Valerie's husband?!?! Hahahahaha

Wakeup is one of a kind.

He's a special little butterfly

[notequiteatroll]

do people get paid to keep this stuff up?
it's tiring me out and i'm not reading most of it.

[Sandy]

Originally Posted by notequiteatroll

do people get paid to keep this stuff up?
it's tiring me out and i'm not reading most of it.

You can make the thread shorter if you know how to put the spammers on your ignore list

[LittleRockLover]

Originally Posted by Danielle Reid

I wouldn't trust anything Wakeup says, he has the mental capability of a 16-year-old boy who fantasizes about being a moderator and married to a European porn star. Plus he seems to hate Hispanic and Black sex workers (or women in general).

*walks out of thread slowly*

Originally Posted by Rockydoc

Wait. He is not really Valerie's husband?!?! Hahahahaha

Wakeup is one of a kind.

LMAO DR and RD! Well said. Wakeup is a legend in his own mind.

[SerenityXX]

Originally Posted by Simon Riley

You obviously have no idea what a taint is.

The Urban Dictionary defines taint as such:

A taint is the stretch of skin found only on women between the pussy and the asshole. The term originated from the phrase "taint an asshole and taint a pussy." In contrast the skin between the scrotum and asshole on a man is referred to as the "gooch" and first known usage is a reference to Bob "the gooch" Guccione the owner/publisher of Penthouse. His employees and acquaintances couldn't quite decide if he was more of an asshole or a dick, a general consensus eventually formed that he was both and "everything in between," hence the gooch.
Q: Hey lady, do you know why the piece of skin between your vagina and anus is called a taint?

A: Because it taint a pussy, and it taint an asshole.

I appreciate Tht lesson there teacher but I also got one for u...


Taint
tānt/
verb
past tense: tainted; past participle: tainted
contaminate or pollute (something).
"the air was tainted by fumes from the cars"
synonyms: contaminate, pollute, adulterate, infect, blight, spoil, soil, ruin, destroy; literarybefoul
"the wilderness is tainted by pollution"
affect with a bad or undesirable quality.
"his administration was tainted by scandal"
synonyms: tarnish, sully, blacken, stain, blot, blemish, stigmatize, mar, corrupt, defile, soil, muddy, damage, harm, hurt; More
archaic
(of food or water) become contaminated or polluted.

[SerenityXX]

Originally Posted by Lolahhhhh

Someone please explain what a jelly jar is. I'm a baby hooker so I'm not keen on the whore language.

Girl it's my own little joke for all these hating jealous Ass whores on Eccie

IDK WTF Dorothy's crazy ass is talking about. But I kno she has a loaded jar of tht jelly I'm taking about and it could be bottled up in a jar who the fuck knows. Lol She a funny tho.

[SerenityXX]

REPOST
Just cause this shit was hilarious ok. Lol

Dorthy Monroe is one of the worst providers on this board. She dumb as a bag of hammers. She makes ludicrous decisions and then tries to pass them off as logical. She has absolutely no sense of responsibility for her actions. She defends her obvious lack of professionalism with her fucked up logic and somehow believes she's right. I would never pay to see her. I would never see her for free. I wouldn't see her if she paid me.

Now, the important question is, "how did I arrive at my conclusions?"

Simple, I read the board. However, even if I didn't read the board, a simple search, either by using the search button at the top of the page, or by clicking on her handle and clicking on the find more posts link, would quickly give credence to all of these conclusions.

The OP thought that by posting this NC/NS on Dorthy, he would be making his thoughts public on the board, and letting other hobbyists read about her shortcomings, so they could avoid making the same mistake he did. The ironic part is that if he would have followed the advice he's trying to impart to others, that they should read the alerts on her, he would have avoided Dorthy, and never would have had to post this NC/NS.

Dorthy is a horrible provider, in every way that matters to me. Every hobbyist who goes to see her, is offended by her actions, and then posts a new alert here, is just as ignorant as she is.

Regardless of the top secret point the OP thinks he's making, here's the point the OP is actually making...he's saying that Dorthy is an idiot, and that anyone who posts an alert on her is just as big an idiot...

Have fun kids...

[SerenityXX]

Originally Posted by notequiteatroll

do people get paid to keep this stuff up?
it's tiring me out and i'm not reading most of it.

I don't read most of it either but it does pay me to keep this shit up. Lol