Is this for real? bbfs???

[boardman]

Did A1 just call TJ65 an asshole?
I'm bangin' the RTM

[ANONONE]

Well, technically, it wasn't limited to just to John.

Care for a kick, there Boardman? Just do me a favor and clean your feet first. . .and cover up--use a Ziploc bag on that foot.

[boardman]

I thought you were leaving.

Want some peanut butter and crackers? How about a thread spool to roll around.

I bang the RTM so much the mods just ignore me.

Fuck Ziplocs......In Texas we practice bb teeth kickin'.

[ANONONE]

Originally Posted by boardman

Fuck Ziplocs......In Texas we practice bb teeth kickin'.

Apparently that isn't the only thing y'all do bare back down there.

[TexasGator]

Originally Posted by ANONONE

Apparently that isn't the only thing y'all do bare back down there.

WTF? When did Joanie become Captain Condom?




If I told you "We get it already," would you really and truly be "DONE!"

[texasjohn1965]

Joanie thinks were kicking him in the teeth?

Hell, we're playing nice now. If he ever stopped by the island, he would go crack ferret crazy real quick. Good thing he doesn't know the secret handshake and password to get in.

BTW, your crack about a certain providers size, was low, even for you.

[ANONONE]

Originally Posted by texasjohn1965

Joanie thinks were kicking him in the teeth?

Hell, we're playing nice now. If he ever stopped by the island, he would go crack ferret crazy real quick.

Hey TJ1965,

Tell you what, if you find yourself up this way, just drop me a line and I will pick you up at the airport and we can go to a local gym and we can see who plays the roughest. I will even take you out to dinner after we are finished. If I can make it to Houston when i visit Texas later this year, the same offer stands--only you have to buy dinner and select the gym as the host.

The "island" is just a bunch of electronic bullshit. Anybody can type clever cuss words at a keyboard.

[texasjohn1965]

Originally Posted by ANONONE

Hey TJ1965,

Tell you what, if you find yourself up this way, just drop me a line and I will pick you up at the airport and we can go to a local gym and we can see who plays the roughest. I will even take you out to dinner after we are finished. If I can make it to Houston when i visit Texas later this year, the same offer stands--only you have to buy dinner and select the gym as the host.

The "island" is just a bunch of electronic bullshit. Anybody can type clever cuss words at a keyboard.

Keep talking tough guy. You are hilarious. Keep that post count up, it proves how great you are, or how little life you really have.

[ThatManFromTexas]

Originally Posted by ANONONE

Hey TJ1965,

Tell you what, if you find yourself up this way, just drop me a line and I will pick you up at the airport and we can go to a local gym and we can see who plays the roughest. I will even take you out to dinner after we are finished. If I can make it to Houston when i visit Texas later this year, the same offer stands--only you have to buy dinner and select the gym as the host.

The "island" is just a bunch of electronic bullshit. Anybody can type clever cuss words at a keyboard.

This whole, let me take you to the gym and dinner after... is just a little ... uh... uncomfortable ... what happened to the way we used to settle things... dissing your state... or one of it's colleges

• A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, “Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?” The guy replies, “Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I am 6′ tall, 200 lbs. and I am an Ohio State graduate. The guy sitting next to me is 6’2″, 225 lbs., and he is an Ohio State graduate. The guy right next to him is 6’5″, 250lbs., and he is also an Ohio State graduate. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?” The first guy says, “No, not if I’m going to have to explain it three times.”
• It was reported that the Ohio Football Coach Jim Tressel will only be dressing 40 players for the Michigan game …the rest of the players will have to dress them selves.
• Did you hear that the Ohio State University library burned to the ground? All five books in the library were completely destroyed and the football team is really upset by the fire; they hadn’t colored in two of the books yet.
• Q: What does the average Ohio State University student get on his SAT? A: Drool.
• Q: How do you get an Ohio State Graduate off your front porch? A: Pay him for the pizza.
• Q: What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad? A: “Welcome to McDonald’s. May I take your order please?”
• Q: Why is ice no longer available at Ohio State football games? A: Because the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated.
• A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep the store.” But, I’m a OSU graduate,” the young man replied indignantly, “I even played football there!” “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that,” said the manager. “Here, give me the broom, I better show you how”.
• Two Ohio State football players were hootin’ and hollerin’ while partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. “Two months?!” exclaimed the bartender. The Buckeye proudly replied, “Yeah, the box said 4 – 6 years!”
• A Buckeye football player was almost killed today in a tragic horse back riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse.
• A little boy and his mother were walking through an Ohio cemetery when they came upon a headstone that read: “Here lies an OSU graduate and a good man.” The little boy asked his mother, “Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?”
• Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking down the beach talking about the rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan. As they are walking, Lloyd trips over something in the sand. Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genie’s lamp. “Who disturbs me?” asked the genie. Jim and Lloyd both say they did. “You will each get one wish,” said the genie. Jim offers to go first. “I want an impenetrable wall built around the entire state of Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganders can ever get in. I want it as far down into the ground as it is high and I want it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!” The genie grants the wish to Jim and his is instantly whisked away to his new paradise. The genie now tells Lloyd he’ll grant him one wish. Lloyd says, “Fill it with water.”

[texasjohn1965]

And as for your homo erotic offer for heavy sweating and dinner. I will pass on the offer. I refuse to associate with self righteous idiots that want to dictate what I can read or do. I mean this with all due respect, piss off.

[ANONONE]

Originally Posted by texasjohn1965

And as for your homo erotic offer for heavy sweating and dinner. I will pass on the offer. I refuse to associate with self righteous idiots that want to dictate what I can read or do. I mean this with all due respect, piss off.

[oilfieldscum]

Come on moderators end this it is way past painful and way off subject.

[boardman]

A1 really wants to be a cat.
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The skill level just isn't there!

[dearhunter]

Originally Posted by ANONONE

Nope, got pointed, and took the warning to heart and hope the rules are going to be enforced evenly--everywhere.

Dangle the cheese someplace else.

I got points for messing with you.............worth every one of them...........and didn't even slow me down............I was inspired to perform a little experiment.

You have made yourself an amusement toy for the cats in Houston................you did it to yourself............you don't even realise that everywhere you post in Texas (I don't bother with most other places to know what they thinck) you are considered a pompous ass...........or..........mayb e you do and get off on it.

[boardman]

Originally Posted by texasjohn1965

And as for your homo erotic offer for heavy sweating and dinner. I will pass on the offer. I refuse to associate with self righteous idiots that want to dictate what I can read or do. I mean this with all due respect, piss off.

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