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08-11-2019, 10:06 PM
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#136
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Join Date: Aug 13, 2009
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Originally Posted by Austin Ellen
No ones hates you either little girl. Just because you cry like a little bitch about Trump is no reason to throat punch you. Absolutley not. Just find a safe space. It will be ok. I support gay rights.
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Washed up Hookers like you have comprehension skills, No one want to see you Ellen. I have emails and PM of you begging me to see but I cant share them, Give it up Moscow I don't want your pussy, There are better options. And please embrace you new safe space with the Gays. They cant do much to protect you while wearing a MAGA hat but I heard your gotten taken to.
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08-11-2019, 10:10 PM
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#137
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How many times do I have to tell you I don't have a dick. I know you do not want pussy. You want to suck a dick. I get it. I understand. I support gay rights.
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Washed up Hookers like you have comprehension skills, No one want to see you Ellen. I have emails and PM of you begging me to see but I cant share them, Give it up Moscow I don't want your pussy, There are better options. And please embrace you new safe space with the Gays. They cant do much to protect you while wearing a MAGA hat but I heard your gotten taken to.
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08-11-2019, 10:19 PM
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#138
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Join Date: Aug 13, 2009
Location: Dallas, Texas
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Originally Posted by Austin Ellen
How many times do I have to tell you I don't have a dick. I know you do not want pussy. You want to suck a dick. I get it. I understand. I support gay rights.
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I want and get plenty of pussy. I just don't want your dried up spent thing , Just as an act of compassion I can sent a few buck to your pay pal account and you can get some chicken bones or pany your rent or whatever
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08-11-2019, 10:23 PM
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#139
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Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: Only minutes from downtown
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Originally Posted by JRLawrence
I think I know. We used to shove bananas up a "friends" automobile tail pipe to make the engine stall out. Are you talking about something like a tail pipe?
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You could dip the banana it in LN2..and whack somone up the side of the haid wit it
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08-11-2019, 10:25 PM
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#140
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Sure Mystic, whatever you say. Don't be ashamed because you like to suck dick. You are all about celebrating who you really are. And I support that. And I support gay rights.
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08-11-2019, 10:27 PM
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#141
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Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: Only minutes from downtown
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DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUM.this thread devolved quickly
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08-11-2019, 10:27 PM
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#142
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Oh sweetie, I forgot. I don't need your money. Keep it for yourself so you can get that beautiful tranny that you like in Austin. Go for it. I support gay rights.
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Originally Posted by themystic
I want and get plenty of pussy. I just don't want your dried up spent thing , Just as an act of compassion I can sent a few buck to your pay pal account and you can get some chicken bones or pany your rent or whatever
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08-11-2019, 10:36 PM
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#143
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AKA President Trump
Join Date: Jan 8, 2010
Location: The MAGA Zone
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Originally Posted by matchingmole
You could dip the banana it in LN2..and whack somone up the side of the haid wit it
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exactly! that's one way to kill someone with a banana. i'd recommend stabbing them in the temple but i can't tell you how i know that .. without killing you .. with a banana! lol.
but that's rather impracticable on the spur of the moment. Liquid Nitrogen is difficult to carry and maintain. it's easier to just overpower your target and shove a banana down their throat and hold their mouth closed to make them choke to death!
i can't say anything about more ways to kill someone with a banana as it would violate my top secret clearance as a "double knot spy".
BAHHAHAAAAA
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08-11-2019, 10:39 PM
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#144
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Join Date: Jan 8, 2010
Location: Steeler Nation
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Hey Ellen, I like your new avatar.
Maybe we can get Moscow Mystic to sprinkle a little plutonium-210 on the popcorn. Then he and Pooty-Poot can share that bowl together.
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08-11-2019, 11:04 PM
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Join Date: Jan 3, 2010
Location: Clarksville
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Originally Posted by JRLawrence
I think I know. We used to shove bananas up a "friends" automobile tail pipe to make the engine stall out. Are you talking about something like a tail pipe?
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08-11-2019, 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid
i can't say anything about more ways to kill someone with a banana as it would violate my top secret clearance as a "double knot spy".
BAHHAHAAAAA
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08-12-2019, 05:10 AM
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#147
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Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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Originally Posted by themystic
Washed up Hookers like you have comprehension skills, No one want to see you Ellen. I have emails and PM of you begging me to see but I cant share them, Give it up Moscow I don't want your pussy, There are better options. And please embrace you new safe space with the Gays. They cant do much to protect you while wearing a MAGA hat but I heard your gotten taken to.
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Dude...that's kind of harsh. I know She started it...but ............
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08-12-2019, 11:31 AM
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#148
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Originally Posted by matchingmole
Dude...that's kind of harsh. I know She started it...but ............
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Gays get a pass for that kind of stuff.
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08-12-2019, 11:57 AM
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#149
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Join Date: Jan 3, 2010
Location: Clarksville
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Ellen supports gay rights, ll.
Why don't you?
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08-12-2019, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
Ellen supports gay rights, ll.
Why don't you?
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I do. That's why you and mystic have special privileges. Enjoy!
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