You Live In Nebraska!!
Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Nebraska .....
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live
in Nebraska .
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Nebraska .
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Nebraska .
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Nebraska .
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of GRAND ISLAND for the weekend, you live in Nebraska .
If you measure distance in squares of farm land, you live in Nebraska .
If you know several people who have hit a cow more than once, you live in Nebraska .
If you have gone from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in Nebraska .
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Nebraska .
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in Nebraska .
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Nebraska .
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Nebraska .
If the I-80 speed limit is 75 mph -- you're going 90 and everybody is passing you, you live in Nebraska ..
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Nebraska .
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in Nebraska .
If you have more hours on your snow blower than miles on your car, you live in Nebraska .
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in Nebraska .
If you understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Nebraska friends & others, you actually have lived in Nebraska .
|
