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PoppyToyota · 01-18-2011, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by monkmonk

I decided to stay home and jerk off to your showcase.

So that's why we didn't meet at the last social. You stayed home and pleasured yourself to my internet pictures. I like the one of me in the blue sequin thong. They say it brings out my eyes.

tsrv4me · 01-18-2011, 09:23 PM

I just discovered this funny looking rash that wasnt there earlier .....dont think we should get together now .....maybe soon tho .......hope you understand

TexTushHog · 01-18-2011, 09:33 PM

One you never hear: "I got a better offer from a guy who is paying for three hours. You were only paying for one. So I"m stiffing you for more money."

GingerB · 01-19-2011, 08:55 AM

OMFG...
I am soooo ROTFLMAO !!!

You guys are cracking me up !! This is just too funny....!

oh...btw....let's not forget...."I locked my keys in my car"
yep....that's a good one...

xxoo!
GB

PoppyToyota · 01-19-2011, 09:06 AM

You have a Layaway plan or perhaps take post dated checks?

LovingKayla · 01-19-2011, 09:13 AM

Wait? What? People actually bother to come up with excuses? WTF Who's in charge of the memo's around here.

LovingKayla · 01-19-2011, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by TexTushHog

One you never hear: "I"m stiffing you for more money."

OH no I've totally used that one before (but it was a friend who wasn't paying squat.)

And yes I'm to lazy to copy and paste this into one post. No freebies.

Maxxi Roxx · 01-19-2011, 02:07 PM

I am sorry I have to reschedule, my wife just called and has a flat tire and she is on the other side of town.

JustMe68 · 01-19-2011, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Tara Evans

I got pulled over on the way to your place.

I just got into a finder bender.

LOL, Tara! It sounds like we have the same clients.

elgato111 · 01-19-2011, 04:26 PM

How about this one: I used my last Viagra this morning and my doctor is out of town.

For some could be, but not me, at least so far.

Guest032516 · 01-19-2011, 08:04 PM

The police are outside your front door - guns drawn. I'll try again next week.

David426 · 01-26-2011, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by monkmonk

I decided to stay home and jerk off to your showcase.

Thats the real honest reason some guys don't make it to a session,, and call the provider with a lame excuse... They won't tell the provider that, for fear of how she might react to that comment (the truth).. I've been there and done that back in the early ASPD days.. Kinda embarrased to admit it.. Sometimes it takes a lot of restraint to hold back and not blow your wad before a session.. Especially for these younger guys...