call me a vet............

[DallasRain]

Darling," whispered a frail little husband from his chair. "I'm very sick, would you please call me a vet?"
"A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?" asked his wife.
The husband replied, "Because I work like a horse, live like a dog, and have to sleep with a cow!"

[wildwooly1]

And the next phone call she made was for the ambulance to come get him...lmaorofl

[wildwooly1]

and the next phone call she made was for a ambulance to come get him after she shot him..lmao

[The G.O.A.T]

ROFLMAO

[tia travels]

Originally Posted by wildwooly1

and the next phone call she made was for a ambulance to come get him after she shot him..lmao

No, she wasn't even THAT nice.
She just put him in the freezer and started collecting his SS checks for the next 10 years. j/k