Viagra Quotes
Viagra 1-2
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going. -- Rodney Dangerfield
Unconfirmed but frequent reports tell us that a man who overdosed on Viagra caused the funeral home problems - they couldn't close his coffin lid for 3 days.
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Viagra 3-4
How many doses of Viagra does it take to change a light bulb? One little tablet, and it's a whole new bulb.
If you're depressed and think you might need Viagra, see a professional. If that doesn't work, see a doctor!
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Viagra 5-6
Rumor has it that when a truck carrying a load of Viagra slid off into the Ohio River, all the lift bridges suddenly went up.
A Viagra delivery truck was high-jacked: The police are looking for two 'hardened criminals'. They expect a stiff penalty under the penal code.
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Viagra 7-8
Then there was the man who got his Viagra tablet stuck in his throat and suffered from a stiff neck.
Even so, we're told that the funeral home industry is happy about Viagra overdoses: Lots of new stiffs means an upswing in business.
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Viagra 9-10
Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you're up all night.
I am a sexual machine now. Raring to go every second of the day. I'm human Viagra. I am Will-agra. -- Will Smith
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