FLASH BACKS ! WHATS YOURS ?

[cheater]

Ok what's your flash back? Here's mine. Weds. I was going to get a hair cut and do some shopping. So my girl now 20 me (40,s) wanted to go. I said kool. Then she said. Let's go in your 69 z28. This was my first car and I stll have it. We just restored it. So were cruzn down 35 80,s hair bands playing. Bam! Flash back. Hauling ass on the freeway badass car badass hot chick badass tunes on no cds. All i was missing was my long ass hair. Then its over. I get pulled over by a moto cop and got a ticket for speeding. He asked... how fast will she go? My reply. The car or the girl. As I drive off....

[78704]

I remember getting pulled over for speeding in a high school buddy's new Corvette. Officer asks, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Matt answers "107!"
Officer says, "This is a 55 mph zone."
Matt ripostes, "But there are two of us!"

[Yssup Rider]

There's this little man sitting on my shoulder ... but let's not go there.