Redneck Humor
How do you get a redneck girl to marry you?
Tell her she's pregnant
Hank and Joe Bob were walking down a road. "Look! A dead bird" said Hank. "Where?" said Joe Bob looking up.
Why did the redneck get fired from the M&M factory?
He kept throwing out all the "W"s
Davy Roy came home from work one day and found his wife in bed with another man."What on earth are you doing?" he screamed. The wife turned to the other man "See," she said. "I told you he was stupid." Furoius, Davy Roy pulled out his gun, put it to his head and said "I'm going to kill myself!" His wife just started laughing. "Don't laugh!" he screamed. "Your next!"
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