Senior discounts?

[txcwby6]

Sooooooooo......I should just hang my AARP card from my testicles?

[Indian33]

I have refused to become a part of AARP and have never ask for a senior discount, but I may make a exception for you girls. Tara let me know what kind of discount you offer, you have the best pics and I am sure you are better in person.

[txcwby6]

Ditto on Tara's pics! Us old guys had best bring a defibrillator along if there's a ride inside Tara on the table!

[Torito]

Originally Posted by txcwby6

Ditto on Tara's pics! Us old guys had best bring a defibrillator along if there's a ride inside Tara on the table!

On the table (pool?), on the floor, on the kitchen counter, on the patio, in the back yard.....

Torito

[toyrrific]

Let's get the terminology down correctly. I am not a "senior citizen". I am not an "older gentleman".

I am "MATURE".

I personally find both of the first two terms a bit demeaning now that living to 80 plus years is common place. And I do appreciate the discounts. Treasure, I will contacting you very soon.

[hotlips_houlihan]

Hey, I offer guys discounts who can make me O with DATY only. I don't care if you are 28 or 68. Just be prepared to fu** like rabbits if you do make me ring my bell lol

Meg

[Cowboy2Step]

Now that's what I am talking about Meg, give me a discount if you feel walk away feeling like damn I should have been paying him!!!

[littlebit0808]

Yes sweetie I can work that out with you
I do outcalls

[pyramider]

Makes one wonder . . . Senior discounts . . . Hotel points . . . Now we are talking.

[Judge Smails]

Now thats a challenge most any guy can go for! Wow...

Originally Posted by hotlips_houlihan

Hey, I offer guys discounts who can make me O with DATY only. I don't care if you are 28 or 68. Just be prepared to fu** like rabbits if you do make me ring my bell lol

Meg

[Dharma]

O.K., the kilt thing: Yes I'm still offering that but anyone over 55 still gets a discount. It's a separate thing.

[Hippie798]

Dharma Does it count if i dont wear underwear instead of a Kilt ? Plus i let my AARP card expire .LilBit im tryin to figure out if i can stay awake for the drive home . I love all you Girls !

Please do not bump threads over 30 days old.

Torito

[tsrv4me]

Well I guess I qualify as Senior for a discount ....72 should be old enough ..I love to Hobby .......but have never received a discount ....I wonder if any of you remember Green Stamps ? LOL I may start collecting again ....I dont think a senior discount is everything ..BUT a discount of any type would be great just knowning that maybe there is someone out there that still might enjoy your company and expertise..Oh well it was a thought ....LOL would love to have it materialize ....T

[ElisabethWhispers]

Originally Posted by Dharma

Thank you repairman, it's sweet of you to recommend me And yes, I offer a discount to gentlemen over 55. PM me if you have a kilt

Did someone say "kilt"???

Damn. Now, I'm thinking. Not sure what you offer if someone shows up with a kilt, but I might try to copy that.

I don't offer discounts to older men. Since I've lowered my rates a little over a year ago, when I DO offer an occasional discount, they're for ages across the board.

Seems fair enough. But I DO have birthday specials and other opportunities. Plus, you can always just ask me if you have something in mind. I'm pretty open minded about getting gift cards and other needed stuff (STILL looking for firewood!) instead of an actually amount of funds.

I'm easy. Very!

Elisabeth