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HELL's bell ringer!!
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Join Date: Dec 27, 2009
Location: Based in Missouri AND coming to play in your town soon!!!
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10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren't
SANTA'S PICK UP LINES
- I know when you`ve been bad or good -- so let's skip the small talk, sister!
- Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
- Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
- I know when you`ve been bad or good -- so let's skip the small talk, sister!
- Some of my best toys run on batteries... <wink wink>
- I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't wear any underwear, do you?
- Screw the "nice" list -- I've got you on my "nice AND naughty" list!
- Wanna join the "Mile High" club?
- That's not a candy cane in my pocket, honey. I'm just glad to see you!
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