Reposessed breasts

[Garland_Bone]

I came across this interesting article:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40356587...in_and_beauty/

Essentialy, this guy loaned his gf some $6000 for breast augmentation. She didn't pay it all back. Now he's claiming property rights to her breasts.

My rhetorical question for the week:

Can someone own someone else's body parts?

(I've heard a lot of guys saying how they felt like their s.o.'s owned their balls! ha ha, if you're married, does she have "squatter's rights" on your junk?)

[DallasRain]

wow--thats interesting....I would say no they dont "own squatters rights",but they do have a little say in what you decide to with your body

[Laurentius]

It is illegal in this country to "own" a human being. Therefore, it is illegal to "own" any attached portion of a human being.

If this were not the case, I would draft my contracts so that anyone who missed paying me would give me the right to their kidneys. Both of them. Now.

Obviously, that would be a death sentence.

Basically, the dude has horrible taste in women; and he should learn something very important from this experience.

[MOCHAakaMOCHA]

lol @ someone's comment on the article "Can't he just ask for visitation?"

[charlestudor2005]

Originally Posted by Laurentius

It is illegal in this country to "own" a human being. Therefore, it is illegal to "own" any attached portion of a human being.

If this were not the case, I would draft my contracts so that anyone who missed paying me would give me the right to their kidneys. Both of them. Now.

Obviously, that would be a death sentence.

Basically, the dude has horrible taste in women; and he should learn something very important from this experience.

Actually, I disagree. If he files his security interest properly, then he has a security interest in the MM ones. They are MM property and not "part" of a person. If she falls behind, he can reposses them. They can probably be as safely removed as hey were inserted.

[WiLsOn]

A perfect example of "possession being ninetenths of the law!"

[Laurentius]

Originally Posted by charlestudor2005

Actually, I disagree. If he files his security interest properly, then he has a security interest in the MM ones. They are MM property and not "part" of a person. If she falls behind, he can reposses them. They can probably be as safely removed as hey were inserted.

Fair enough!

But now I wonder, if a guy pays for his wife's tummy tuck, lipo, botox, face lift, boobs, etc. -- can he surrender his interest in all that in exchange for keeping a pot to piss in? (*grin*)

[burkalini]

Does he get visitation rights? Can he only visit the left or right one?

[abdclub]

Lmao, Laurentius!
I wish I'd seen this thread before my 2nd divorce!!

abdclub

[charlestudor2005]

Originally Posted by abdclub

Lmao, Laurentius!
I wish I'd seen this thread before my 2nd divorce!!

abdclub

Isn't life always that way!!! You find out shit just after you need it.

[tia travels]

Sounds like this movie: REPO MEN

I liked the movie. Hope this kind of stuff never becomes real.

[gfeamanda]

Originally Posted by tia travels

Sounds like this movie: REPO MEN

I liked the movie. Hope this kind of stuff never becomes real.

I was thinking more of Repo! The Genetic Opera...

"Zydrate comes in a little glass vial.
A little glass vial?
A little glass vial!"

(One of my favorite movies.)

[burkalini]

How about she give him back 3000 in cash and call it quits. Like that's ever going to happen