has this ever happened to anyone here?

[Tiger Woods]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...-police-report

[Guest071613-2]

"At the point of her dagger she forced me to eat her
she smelled deeply of pike this malodorous creature
I gagged and I hurled as I attempted to please her
now my tongue won't perform and my willie won't either."

LMAO! WOW...................just, WOW.

[pmdelites]

like i suggested to PickUpSticks,...
pls add some personal commentary or summary about the link to help us decide if we should take the time to go there.
we dont [ok, i dont] need naked links, just naked bodies.

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Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a West Virginia motor inn.
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[Shelby Lynn]

OMG, thats all I can even say......

[Aflac]

I'll go ahead and add a quote to pique some interest.

Quote from link provide by the OP:

“Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”




And, for those who are pressed for time, it's about a 30 second read.