bad pick up lines

[DallasRain]

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.


Cute dog. Does it have a phone number?
This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a love machine.

ADD YOURS.............

[lowgear]

May i kiss you? MY mom said i was the best kisser in the neighborhood

[DallasRain]

That skeleton over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I am.

When I saw you walk in, I got so hot, my skin melted.

Around here, it's an "in" look.

Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself!

Please come home with me. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight!


Hey baby, you've captured my eye. Could I have it back?
It's the only one I've got, to fall in love with you at first sight

.Mmm baby! You're decomposing in ALL the right places!

[biomed1]

Are those your eyes? Or did someone take the stars of heaven and jam them in your face?

I know you like guys with tattoos. But, I have a huge rash AND it will not go away! It's shaped exactly like Pennsylvania!

I take no credit for these lines. I stole them from Greg Hahn a great comedian!

Be Careful and Enjoy!

Biomed1

Originally Posted by DallasRain

That skeleton over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I a
When I saw you walk in, I got so hot, my skin melted.

Around here, it's an "in" look.

Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself!

Please come home with me. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight!


Hey baby, you've captured my eye. Could I have it back?
It's the only one I've got, to fall in love with you at first sight

.Mmm baby! You're decomposing in ALL the right places!

[biomed1]

That's not a beer belly! That's a Reverse Cow Girl back support padding system! We wouldn't want you to strain your back now? Would We?

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This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a love machine.