Robbery at the bank
A man wearing a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun."Open
> the safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter.
>
> "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we
> don't hold money".
>
> "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your head off!" She
> obliges and opens the safe door.
>
> "Take one of the bottles and drink it!"
>
> "But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.
>
> "Don't argue, just drink it" he says.
>
> She prys off the cap and gulps it down.
>
> "Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands.
>
> The girl drinks another one.
>
> Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and to the girl's amazement it's
> her husband.......
>
> "Not that damn difficult, is it?" he says.
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