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zont · 10-21-2010, 03:46 PM

I had a lady explain to me when I was new at this.... and have heard it more than once since then. "It is MY body, and I get to decide what goes inside it!" Translation...condoms come in a wide variety, lubed, not-lubed, diff brands, diff materials, flavored, thick, thin, big, not so big, etc. Not to mention "expired". A lady is very likely to have her preferred brand and style. Some are not especially concerned (nearly any condom that does the job will do), but some are.

I have them with me, but it is highly unlikely that they will emerge from the hiding place... we shall be using the ones she keeps in stock; it is so fun getting "sized up" too!

Iaintliein · 10-21-2010, 03:58 PM

The subject only came up twice (the condom subject that is). One lady simply asked me to stop at the store on the way, the second lady had a "female" condom as a reserve that she picked up to try out sometime.

All's well that ends well. . . in the end.

mar6 · 10-21-2010, 06:38 PM

Surprised no one linked Traveling man's post already

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2332

BTW- You gals need to remember that some of the guys have an SO and having a condom that one might accidentally leave in the pocket of his jeans for the wifey to find might not be such a good idea.

To the topic- when I go get a real massage I don't bring the supplies. Just sayin.

Please don't ask me to pick one up on the way to you. I certainly don't want to see someone I know in a Walgreens wondering why I'm in Addison buying condoms in the middle of the day. . .

horn814 · 10-22-2010, 10:25 AM

Mar6 is spot on here. I accidentally left a condom package in my jeans (I still can't believe I did that) and the maid found them when doing the laundry. Her and my SO are close, so the bitch left the package on the kitchen counter in plain sight for my SO to find when she got home. Clearly, she was pissed and I had to do some real tap dancing to get out of that one!

TheBizzer · 10-22-2010, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by horn814

Mar6 is spot on here. I accidentally left a condom package in my jeans (I still can't believe I did that) and the maid found them when doing the laundry. Her and my SO are close, so the bitch left the package on the kitchen counter in plain sight for my SO to find when she got home. Clearly, she was pissed and I had to do some real tap dancing to get out of that one!

That must have been one hell of a tap dance.