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domeindfdub · 09-28-2010, 10:24 AM

Post your favorite Sooner or Longhorn Joke .

I will start.

What does it mean when the OU baby has drool coming out from both sides of his mouth????? It means the trailer is level.

SweetAterPie · 09-28-2010, 01:36 PM

Q; How do you keep a Sooner from masturbating?

A; Paint his pecker orange then he can't beat it.

Guest082216-1 · 09-28-2010, 03:12 PM

I think the joke UCLA just played on UT was great!!!

Guest082216-1 · 09-28-2010, 03:13 PM

Why does Texas not slide into the gulf?

Because OU Sucks!!

cptjohnstone · 09-28-2010, 10:06 PM

how can you tell the difference between utexass boots and zerou boots?
my daughters went to utexass

the utexass boots have their shit on the the outside

Tara Evans · 09-29-2010, 06:38 AM

Dont have a joke, but curious is anybody going to the game?

mrod · 09-29-2010, 04:33 PM

if i had tickets... id take you tara...
but then no one would watch the game...

Texas seems to be the joke this year... too bad.

domeindfdub · 09-29-2010, 05:30 PM

How do you get an OU grad off of your front porch??????? You pay him for the pizza!!!!

cptjohnstone · 09-29-2010, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by domeindfdub

How do you get an OU grad off of your front porch??????? You pay him for the pizza!!!!

or "do you want fries with that"

seriously, ou's prez says they have more academically finalist than anybody per capita. This is a fact but I have known several to receive $20,000 a year extra just to go there