Chuck Norris

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Originally Posted by CoHorn

The couple of times that I met CN, I was amazed how small he is. "I crap bigger than him."

Maybe, but even though he is 70 yrs old now, my guess is he could still beat you like a red headed stepchild if he felt so inclined. Chuckie was the PKA Champion for 6 consecutive years and retired with a record of 183-10-2. I'm sure he has a few remaining cans of "Whoop-Ass" stashed somewhere.

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Originally Posted by whosit57

Have often been told I resemble Chuck. After reading some of the ladies "NO's" wonder if that is a good thing?

I get that, as well. Even more, my avatar.

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Originally Posted by Dharma

Hilarious thread! I have never met the man but I do love the legend!

I tried to look up some Chuck facts on the net but Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

He might be a jerk but I hear Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck. Plus, he's the only guy on the planet that could kick you in the back of your face!

He's not just bad ass, he's smart too. Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

Would I do him? Chuck Norris has had thousands of lovers, but none of them ever satisfied him. He realized that the only person who could ever satisfy Chuck Norris...was Chuck Norris. Who can compete with that?

ROTFLMFAO.

Holy shit that was fucking hilarious. I'm so glad I didn't have coffee yet.

[Bluedrummer]

I've slept with Chuck Norris twice, and he called me the bitch... What a jerk, right? He didn't even call me the next day...

[oltimer]

Come on Dharma, tell us the truth.......how many times did your sleep with him? Seriously, he's the only person I ever met whose arrogance precedes him into a room. Several times I did worked on his Home theater system and he had a tendency to talk down to anyone!

[Dharma]

Too Funny, Olmer Thankfully, I have never met him. It would ruin my love of the Chuck Norris jokes. So far, the biggest jerk I've met is Tommy Lee Jones.

@Kayla~I feel a spa day coming on!

[Torito]

Moved from Coed Discussions. Not hobby related.

Torito