Worst pick up line ever

[boardman]

Originally Posted by ferdburf

Shit, there goes another keyboard!!!

[sofiaofhouston]

We heard a rumor it deters you from your destination..........ESPECIALL Y if there's a sale........then you NEVER get where your going...........AND you get bad reviews FOREVER.......Nope can't take that chance.......

Originally Posted by Toreador_one

Brooke you have to admit it that was a classic post, i wonder if anyone preserved it. (and the blue water post, the pepsi can review, the dog humping the hobbyst leg, taking the dump at the incall, so many classics!!)

[sofiaofhouston]

Know it, breathe it, live it...no one can tell you any different.......If they do you just tell Sofia bout it......

Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

After reading some of the pick up lines in this thread I feel much better! Also thanks to everyone who had nice things to say about me

[SofaKingFun]

"Hey baby, I'm pretty smooth with ugly you chicks".

TexasGator's go-to line



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[Victoria of Houston]

Originally Posted by boardman

TC
That's one fine lookin' bitch. Is she UTR?

Lol

[boardman]

Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston

Lol

Thank you, I'll be here all week!

[The Squirtest]

Would you please suck my Dick?

[TexasGator]

Originally Posted by blowpop

"Hello, my name is Texas Gator..."

Originally Posted by simpleton

what is a tick hound?

Originally Posted by dearhunter

Texas Gator

Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

"Hey baby, I'm pretty smooth with ugly you chicks".

TexasGator's go-to line
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I feel the love!




It's like my own friggin' fan club!

HELP ME!

Hezekiah? anyone?

[notanewbie]

Alligator Balls Recipe

1 lb Chopped alligator meat
1 Egg
1 tb Finely chopped onions
1 tb Finely chopped celery
1 tb Finely chopped parsley
2 tb Finely chopped shallots
2 ts Lemon pepper
1/2 ts Salt
1/4 c Bread crumbs
1 c Cooking oil
Flour to dredge

Combine all ingredients, form 1 inch diameter balls, allow to set one hour. Dredge in flour and fry till brown. Serve hot.

This is from our alligator recipes collection.

[dearhunter]

Hezekiah? anyone?

Though, he cried out with the lamentations of a righteous man.

His voice fell on an empty field.

[golferman]

Hey sweetie, want to play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess your weight.

or

You know the difference between a tuna salad sandwich and oral sex? No? Do you have any plans for lunch?