(In a scary voice) My late night on Backpage

[live4fun]

Brooke... before I saw your ad, I was shopping at the local store... I max out the debit card, and that is why I asked you to take a check,
I have hacked into the security system to show me shopping while I was setting up the met.

[SneakyCancer]

im glad i was busy...otherwise I would have been doing the same thing. would be nice to get some and pass a rain check on the way out. if that ever happened, id definitely be back.

[ThatManFromTexas]

Originally Posted by trey

Have to ask the bodyguard he said he was looking into doing it. Bunch of dudes calling trying to turn you to there side I would think. I would hate to see the lady that can't get laid that calls for real, but you may get some good ones, that don't require the double dose of Viagra.

Back in the old days when I worked for a living ... I was in Las Vegas with clients ... talked to a self proclaimed Gigolo ... he said most of the women who called him were successful business women ... he said their physical looks weren't that bad... but their attitudes were ...they were very driven in business and they didn't turn it off during a session ... very pushy/demanding ... get hard NOW and do me!

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas

Back in the old days when I worked for a living ... I was in Las Vegas with clients ... talked to a self proclaimed Gigolo ... he said most of the women who called him were successful business women ... he said their physical looks weren't that bad... but their attitudes were ...they were very driven in business and they didn't turn it off during a session ... very pushy/demanding ... get hard NOW and do me!

and he had a problem with this?

[Eccie Addict]

Originally Posted by luxury daphne

and he had a problem with this?

Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas

Back in the old days when I worked for a living ... I was in Las Vegas with clients ... talked to a self proclaimed Gigolo ... he said most of the women who called him were successful business women ... he said their physical looks weren't that bad... but their attitudes were ...they were very driven in business and they didn't turn it off during a session ... very pushy/demanding ... get hard NOW and do me!

See that's what I am talking about lol. I could work with that

[ThatManFromTexas]

Originally Posted by luxury daphne

and he had a problem with this?

I did (legit) business with some of those women... they weren't very pleasant to be around... but that's just me

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Usually people in control all the time love being dominated in the bedroom, especially women.. whether they show it or not. Usually, not always

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas

I did (legit) business with some of those women... they weren't very pleasant to be around... but that's just me

Not very surprising. I have seen that many times myself. I am sure its just a one off type of thing. Yeah right.

[ratboy jam]

[quote=Don T. Lukbak;562670...Some of 'em actually thought if they showed me their titties they wouldn't have to pay for their can of beans or tampons or whatever. They were nuts to think that would work. ...[/quote]

DAYUMMM...where are these girls whenever I need a session...

[boardman]

Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

I never post on Backpage in the middle of the night, but I found myself up last night so I figured what the hell.

I post an ad on Backpage around 4:30am and over the past 3 hours these are the calls, text messages and e-mails I have gotten. Talk about the weirdo’s coming out at night. This never happens to me during the day.

Frankly I don’t know how the chicks who post on BP from 11pm - 5am do it. I surely will not ever again.

　
1. Will you accept a check?

2. What do you need for screening?
Me: P411, Eccie or I need to call you at your office.
Him: I will not be back at my office till Tuesday, you can call me then, but I’d like to come see you right now.

3. Can you meet me out front so I can see you first?

4. I get a guy with some screening information and agree to see him. I ask him to call me when he exits Pierce, about 45 minutes later he calls and says, "Sorry I am having trouble with my debit card.” - I guess I should be thankful he even called me back.

5. Do you have anyone else there with you?
Me: No.
Him: Okay well do you mind if I look around your place when I get there?

6. I lost my debt card, but I really would like to come see you, can I come over and then we can go to the bank at 8am when they open (really, the bank opens at 8am on a Sunday)?

7. Hey baby, can I come for a bill? I just need something to help me get to sleep.

8. He sets an appointment via e-mail then says: please call my phone and leave a message. Use your imagine and make sure to say my name.

9. Hi, this is Boardman, can I come see you right now?

The first eight were me also.
I thought I might have a better chance if your other choices were weirdos.......
ahem, unlike me.

[Guest030915]

That's why I do all of my hobbying in the daylight hours. I spent enough time out on the streets with weirdos back when I was a drunk college student. LOL

[Brooke Wilde]

Originally Posted by boardman

The first eight were me also.
I thought I might have a better chance if your other choices were weirdos.......
ahem, unlike me.

That never even crossed my mind ... you're a smart cookie boardman!