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Cheaper2buyit · 09-02-2010, 07:50 PM

jh3 almost spit my beer out.
i had to hide in the preachers closet once on weds u know weds pray meeting day & jump out the window
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hide in the shower while dad took a piss damn he pissed for every

got caught in the park & told the police we ran out of gas so we thought would be best to sleep there intill the morning glad I was broke back then so the cars was kind of low.

Cheaper2buyit · 09-02-2010, 07:53 PM

but the best wasn't me my buddy got stuck to a chick & the firemen had to come out to get him. yeah I hang with freaks

Longermonger · 09-03-2010, 03:15 AM

Condom?

topnotchmassage · 09-03-2010, 09:20 AM

That's a funny photo, longer

BigMikeinKC · 09-03-2010, 09:44 AM

My favorite was when the condom broke and she didn't miss her next period.

topnotchmassage · 09-03-2010, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by BigMikeinKC

My favorite was when the condom broke and she didn't miss her next period.

Thank God for the morning after pill

Allie_Kat · 09-03-2010, 11:57 AM

Just beware the spearmint flavored condoms. Ouch. For both parties.
I have too many funny sex stories to even try to pick a favorite. :P

KCJoe · 09-03-2010, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by jhende3

So I did what any self respecting man in his early twenties would do in that situation. I picked it up shook the cum out of it and put it back on and went to town on that ass for round two.

Don't you know you're supposed to turn it inside out before you reuse them?

jhende3 · 09-03-2010, 07:56 PM

ill remember that next time. LOL

Cheaper2buyit · 09-03-2010, 08:20 PM

I was a the local strip joint on my b-day getting some in the vip when the house mom told the girl my dick was glowing. Remember guys blacklights make condoms glow

topnotchmassage · 09-03-2010, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Cheaper2buyit

I was a the local strip joint on my b-day getting some in the vip when the house mom told the girl my dick was glowing. Remember guys blacklights make condoms glow

BUSTED!

Cheaper2buyit · 09-03-2010, 10:24 PM

common topnotch know you have some dirty little stories

topnotchmassage · 09-03-2010, 10:58 PM

I was actually a 'late bloomer'...I was at least 18, if not 19, when I had sex for the first time...and it was with a(then) goth looking 24 y/o female computer consultant. She pretended to feel shy around me till one night after we were out drinking, I decided to 'crash' at her place...We were obviously in the same bed when she mentioned that she was kind of cold...and should we keep each other warm?..
That, we did...many times over the next few years. She, I think, was always a bit of a freak...and she taught me(being the innocent thing I was) a lot.
She's married to a guy now...We are still friendly.(in a platonic way)

Cheaper2buyit · 09-03-2010, 11:04 PM

ummm more details like did you go to sleep & wake up to her warm tongue on your wetspot.

topnotchmassage · 09-03-2010, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Cheaper2buyit

ummm more details like did you go to sleep & wake up to her warm tongue on your wetspot.

haha You'd like to know all the dirty details, I'm sure.

All I'll say is neither one of us made it to sleep that night...