DO NOT eat your wheaties!
In 1906, Mr. W. K. Kellogg introduced Corn Flakes to America as a ready-to-eat out-of-the-box breakfast alternative. It was his opinion that American society was becoming too sexual, and he blamed it on diets containing large quantities of meat and spices. He theorized that a bland high fiber high carbohydrate diet would help curb or suppress sexual urges. Thus began his now famous line of cereals.
So, the next time you have a hot encounter scheduled, and your date urges you to eat your wheaties, don't. Go for the bacon & eggs (and wash it down with pineapple juice!)
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if you are what you eat,
does that mean all hobbyists are p------ ?
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