weather in texas... hot with a chance of sweaty penis

[benny9770]

I thought Chicago got some crazy weather in the summer.

Still trying to figure out what this weather icon on the today show was for Texas.

Looks with a sweating dick stroking himself and blowing his load on Dallas! Doggy style days all this week!

http://www.eonline.com/videos/v56976...chat-stew.html

[PaganGuy]

Hey now, Ive only lived here a year but I do believe 'messin with Texas' is a felony of some sort. Did have to take to commando more often with the uber-summers here, last thing Mr Happy needs is more insulation.

[benny9770]

no messing with Texas. Just wondering what kind of weather you have if you look at that icon!

[Paven]

Well thankfully it's not as hot as last year, but it's still hot!
Yeah a sweaty penis isn't too zesty lol.

[ladibug]

PLEASE gents if its too hot, carry baby wipes.
no sweaty penises, i have high blood pressure!