The Black Bra

[Randy4Candy]

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Zorro?"

[Girl Syxx]

LoL... This probably would happen in more marriages than you think. Sometimes, I have to think why bother?

[Hobbyfun]

Most men would have thought they got home early and soncho was coming over.

[eccietime]

I would have thought I was at the wrong HOME!!!!

[seanes]

Thanks R4C, that's the funniest one I've read in a long time.

Originally Posted by Hobbyfun

Most men would have thought they got home early and soncho was coming over.

True So True.

[SirLance Alot]

.... then the married woman told her story..."I met him at the door wearing.... and he said, "didnt we just do this last night at the office"?