Paint Job
Gentleman answers the doorbell of his home and finds a stunningly beautiful blonde lady standing there.
" I am working my way through summer school and wondered if you had any odd jobs around the house I could do for you."
Well, the gentleman thinks about this and says "you can paint my porch for 50 dollars. I will show you where the paint and supplies are."
She agrees and goes to get the supplies and paint. The man returns inside his home laughing to his wife that he was getting the porch painted for 50 dollars. The wife inquires "Does she realize the porch wraps all the way around the house?"
"Not my problem. She should have looked first before taking the job, " he says.
A little while later the doorbell rings and the blonde is standing there. "All done, and I had paint left over so I gave it two coats! Oh, and by the way, that's a BMW not a porch in the driveway!"
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