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Originally Posted by Becky
I will save you all the two hours of torture I endured , and sum it up in a nut shell. JLH thinks that because she was born pretty, and owns a tiara that the world owes her a good life.Her, and the husband are idiots when it comes to finances ( yes ARM's usually adjust up not down )so she accidentally takes a job at a massage parlor/brothel( such a common accident) She throws up ,and from there spends most of her money on stupid things like toys/jewelry/ new Harley for the husband,etc proving that it was not the economy that got them in trouble in the first place, but their own sense of self entitlement.
JLH uses coke because she is working long hours now to make payments on the husbands new Harley,gets arrested,decides that it is not enough that her own life has been ruined, so she offers up a list of all of the clients who may have made a name for themselves .Ironically there are 69 men on the list( now that was the humorous portion of the movie ha ha ha how clever)
Ok, we are down to the last ten minutes of a Lifetime movie, so it is time to wrap things up.JLH realizes that she is a very bad person.Not because she is a self centered, self entitled, financial idiot who sold out most of her clients, and brought drugs in to an area that could easily have been raided at any time.No JLH is a bad person because she accidentally( happens all the time) took a job at a massage parlor .
And, after they did a short sale on the house screwing up everyone elses property values they lived happily ever after,
The end
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Bwahaha!! I love your summary!
Of course I HAD to watch the movie and even took notes.
Not only was it absolutely ridiculous, but OMG the goofball stereotypes...
The whipped cream scene? All the lingerie outfits? If she was so broke (they couldn't pay to put gas in the car!) she would have one or two she'd wear over and over (lingerie can be pricey!)
The first time she did that *c and baked cupcakes all night, she didn't get sick??? COME ON. Nobody can do that for the first time w/o getting sick. (Not to mention the big packet it came in, so casually from a client who just kind of "had it on him.")
How about when she called her clients "customers?!" Who uses that term? Or the Christian fellowship that turned them in?! Why in h*ll would a massage parlor of that type sign a lease in a strip mall with a Christian fellowship in it, or vice-versa?
Aaaaaaand from the beginning of the movie she was using her body to get what she wanted--wearing a tight, low cut dress at the bank trying to get an extension in payment or some kind of deal for being so far behind in house payments. THEN she feels sick about "selling herself?"
Whatever.
However, it's worth a watch just for the level of ridiculousness.
I'm sure they'll be repeating it.