To Poo or not to Poo...

[julesmilano]

Shirley Manson - Lead singer of the popular rock band Garbage. Was quoted in an interview as saying "I hate boys who are frightened of pee and shit and menstrual blood… I want a man who will let me pee in his belly button". The Garbage song "When I Grow Up" contains the lyrics "Happy Hours/Golden Showers".


Hmmmmm. So many fetish options. So little time. Those that know me, know I love to squirt. Upon being asked whether or not I might enjoy other bodily fluid fetishes, I had to pause and educate myself a little. Thought you might enjoy a little education too.

Female ejaculation (Squirting): Female ejaculate is prostatic fluid, and it has the most fresh and uplifting smell with no taste. Female ejaculation also contains a good dose of glucose (sugar), with tiny amount of urea and creatin. Squirting is not harmful to health in oral health and otherwise in normal circumstances.

Urolagnia (Golden Shower): Sexual stimulation gained from acts involving urine, such as watching people urinate or being urinated on. Unless there is an infection present, urine is considered sanitary when fresh.
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One thing somewhat scientifically proven; Drinking urine can help with jet lag, because of melatonin. Taking a pill sounds more preferable.

Coprophilia (Brown Shower, Cleveland Steamer, Rolling Brownout): To put it mildly: sexual pleasure from involvement of feces.

In the episode of Family Guy, Season 3, Episode 9, "Mr. Saturday Knight". Peter Griffin has lost his job at The Happy-Go Lucky Toy Factory and in one scene is working as a street prostitute. Lois and the family pull up in their car and Peter proceeds to ask Lois if she would like 'a Cleveland Steamer'.

For those looking to cure a coprophagia habit: There is a product for dogs called Forbid that makes the taste of feces unappealing. Feeding pineapple to your dogs supposedly makes them stop eating their poop. I eat pineapple and have no desire to eat poop....Hmmmm.
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Laughs aside, feces is full of a brew of bacteria that is only friendly to the intestines. It can also contain parasites, HIV, and Hepatitis.

After paying attention to my "gut" reactions to these different types of fetishes, I came up with my answer:

Love the Squirting,
Only enjoy the Golden Shower under very trusted circumstances,
Would never entertain nor be turned on by the Brown Shower.

Enjoy making YOUR own decision...

Jules
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