Broken Lawn Mower

[hotindallas]

A couple's lawn mower broke, and the man kept putting off getting it fixed. He kept making excuses, saying he forgot, etc, etc. Meanwhile, the grasss was getting taller and taller. Two weeks went by, then three. His wife kept reminding him to fix it, but he just kept on making excuses for not getting it fixed.

So, she decided to try and make him fix it. She waited until her husband was about to get home from work, and then she put her plan into action. When he arrived home, there was his wife - sitting in the front yard with a tiny pair of sewing scissors, calmly clipping the grass a few blades at a time.

He got out of the car and went inside without saying a word. About a minute later, he returned to the front yard, and silently handed her a toothbrush. "What is this for?" she asked. He replied "So that when you finish cutting the grass, you can sweep the driveway."

That's when the fight started...

[Fast Gunn]

Now, that is one really compassionate husband!

. . . You have to love his biting sense of humor too!

[Sweet N Little]

LOL Hotindallas, they need encouragement sometimes ..

[i'va biggen]

Hey SNL where is a dealer for those???

[Fast Gunn]

So where is the toothbrush attachment to the contraption?

. . . Does that come standard?

[Sweet N Little]

Originally Posted by ekim008

Hey SNL where is a dealer for those???

I bet John deer could fix you up with one Or any cycle shop...personally I would want one of these lol.



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• Technical Details:
• Automatic lawnmower designed to mow entirely by itself
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• Onboard sensor and bumper avoids obstacles; built-in child safety lock; powerful mulcher

Oh, the price $1,838.40
















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[Sweet N Little]

or this one

[Long Ron Silver]

Did somebody say "Lawnmower" ?


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[Sweet N Little]

LOL Ron!

[coochiemuncher]

Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

LOL Hotindallas, they need encouragement sometimes ..

Now that's my kind a lawnmore there.