Sleeping with Brad Pitt!

[Maxxi Roxx]

A young boy goes up to his father and asks him, 'Dad, what is the difference between "potentially" & "realistically"?'


He thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.’


Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.


So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'


The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!’


The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'


The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?’


The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'


'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?’


The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.


His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?


The boy replied, 'Yes, 'potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars ...


But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a queer.’