At a rally in Illinois (being protested by the unions) the democratic governor Pat Quinn said that Obama was dead and GM was alive. Now he said that he made a mistake but we've all heard of Sigmund Freud. After all if there is one thing that Illinois politicians know anything about it is dead people and corrupt politicians. Whether they are laying around waiting to vote or floating face down in Lake Michigan the dead are everywhere in Chicago. So I will take Quinn at his word and pass the word around that Obama is dead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h35DV9R_mFg
Getting out the vote in Chicago.