Tit-4-Tat

[3daygetaway]

I wish there were a rating system for us guys; seriously, I'd like to read a ROS about an encounter with me written from the Provider perspective. Would she say I was a lousy lay? how would she rate my body? or ease of meeting me?

Girls, who wants to write the first one?

[rockerrick]

Simpsons already did it !

www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=466658

[homer13]

Prefers vagina's under your name. Does that mean although you prefer a vagina your willing to take a dick? Maybe that's why you have a craving for a review. dude there are plenty of fagolas on here for you to become a verified provider and get all the reviews a pretty little thing like you deserves.

[3daygetaway]

...just read the previous thread...
There were some REALLY funny comments there. I guess I wasn't thinking about the brutal reality that I MIGHT NOT score perfect 10's.

Girls, nevermind.

[3daygetaway]

Originally Posted by homer13

Prefers vagina's under your name. Does that mean although you prefer a vagina your willing to take a dick? Maybe that's why you have a craving for a review. dude there are plenty of fagolas on here for you to become a verified provider and get all the reviews a pretty little thing like you deserves.

there's the rub; thanks for noticing!

[Toyz]

OK 3Day, I talked to all the girls that you've done, and they wrote a composite review for you...hope you enjoy

NAME: 3DayGetaway
Contact: Desparatecunt@whinybaby.org
Location: Sleezy Apartment off Oltorf
Fee: 1 Cheap Mother Fucker
Activities: Limp Doggie, Flaccid FS, Clueless DATY, Attempted Nutting
Appearance: Dead on twin for Dom Deluise, except Dom is skinnier

ROS:

I knew this was going to be a lame fuck the moment he dropped his Big Smith overalls. It took the both of us to dig his scrawny excuse for a dick from between the overlapping folds of his mega gut. This dude has deeper stretch marks than the mariana trench. There was sufficient dick cheese to lube a '64 chevy with leftovers.
He pawed at my bra in a childish attempt to unbuckle it...fumbling & pulling...(dumbass even used his teeth once!)....I finally reached around to unleash the twins & I thought he might actually get an erection from the look in his face, but alas, too many supersized big macs have clogged every penile artery in his body...

I did some disgusting deep throating (no challenge...imagine swallowing a tootsie roll and you're right where I was)....still no activity...a couple of grunts resembling bison in heat, but nothing much else...

He climbed on for some mish, but I could only breathe when air seeped in from the furrows in his tit cracks...so I had to roll him on his back...(similar excercise to watching the space shuttle slowly moved into its launch housing)...I did my best to mount him up, but it was like trying to having a fencing match with cooked speghetti...(((I actually grabbed it at its tiny base, spun it in a circle and shouted WOOO HOOO! but he didn't think it was funny so I stopped))).

Finally, tried some serious HJ and actually got a pathetic orgasm out of him. You know how a roman candle shoots??? No, not the first 8 balls...the last 2....that was him.

Recommendation: Recommendation? Get a sex change & farm yourself out as a cow...there ain't enough Viagra in existence to give this guy any semblance of wood...

[homer13]

Originally Posted by 3daygetaway

there's the rub; thanks for noticing!

Damn I was just kidding, I didn't know you actually liked dick.

Originally Posted by Toyz

OK 3Day, I talked to all the girls that you've done, and they wrote a composite review for you...hope you enjoy

NAME: 3DayGetaway
Contact: Desparatecunt@whinybaby.org
Location: Sleezy Apartment off Oltorf
Fee: 1 Cheap Mother Fucker
Activities: Limp Doggie, Flaccid FS, Clueless DATY, Attempted Nutting
Appearance: Dead on twin for Dom Deluise, except Dom is skinnier

ROS:

I knew this was going to be a lame fuck the moment he dropped his Big Smith overalls. It took the both of us to dig his scrawny excuse for a dick from between the overlapping folds of his mega gut. This dude has deeper stretch marks than the mariana trench. There was sufficient dick cheese to lube a '64 chevy with leftovers.
He pawed at my bra in a childish attempt to unbuckle it...fumbling & pulling...(dumbass even used his teeth once!)....I finally reached around to unleash the twins & I thought he might actually get an erection from the look in his face, but alas, too many supersized big macs have clogged every penile artery in his body...

I did some disgusting deep throating (no challenge...imagine swallowing a tootsie roll and you're right where I was)....still no activity...a couple of grunts resembling bison in heat, but nothing much else...

He climbed on for some mish, but I could only breathe when air seeped in from the furrows in his tit cracks...so I had to roll him on his back...(similar excercise to watching the space shuttle slowly moved into its launch housing)...I did my best to mount him up, but it was like trying to having a fencing match with cooked speghetti...(((I actually grabbed it at its tiny base, spun it in a circle and shouted WOOO HOOO! but he didn't think it was funny so I stopped))).

Finally, tried some serious HJ and actually got a pathetic orgasm out of him. You know how a roman candle shoots??? No, not the first 8 balls...the last 2....that was him.

Recommendation: Recommendation? Get a sex change & farm yourself out as a cow...there ain't enough Viagra in existence to give this guy any semblance of wood...

Be careful what you ask for I guess.

[3daygetaway]

Originally Posted by Toyz

OK 3Day, I talked to all the girls that you've done, and they wrote a composite review for you...hope you enjoy

NAME: 3DayGetaway
Contact: Desparatecunt@whinybaby.org
Location: Sleezy Apartment off Oltorf
Fee: 1 Cheap Mother Fucker
Activities: Limp Doggie, Flaccid FS, Clueless DATY, Attempted Nutting
Appearance: Dead on twin for Dom Deluise, except Dom is skinnier

ROS:

I knew this was going to be a lame fuck the moment he dropped his Big Smith overalls. It took the both of us to dig his scrawny excuse for a dick from between the overlapping folds of his mega gut. This dude has deeper stretch marks than the mariana trench. There was sufficient dick cheese to lube a '64 chevy with leftovers.
He pawed at my bra in a childish attempt to unbuckle it...fumbling & pulling...(dumbass even used his teeth once!)....I finally reached around to unleash the twins & I thought he might actually get an erection from the look in his face, but alas, too many supersized big macs have clogged every penile artery in his body...

I did some disgusting deep throating (no challenge...imagine swallowing a tootsie roll and you're right where I was)....still no activity...a couple of grunts resembling bison in heat, but nothing much else...

He climbed on for some mish, but I could only breathe when air seeped in from the furrows in his tit cracks...so I had to roll him on his back...(similar excercise to watching the space shuttle slowly moved into its launch housing)...I did my best to mount him up, but it was like trying to having a fencing match with cooked speghetti...(((I actually grabbed it at its tiny base, spun it in a circle and shouted WOOO HOOO! but he didn't think it was funny so I stopped))).

Finally, tried some serious HJ and actually got a pathetic orgasm out of him. You know how a roman candle shoots??? No, not the first 8 balls...the last 2....that was him.

Recommendation: Recommendation? Get a sex change & farm yourself out as a cow...there ain't enough Viagra in existence to give this guy any semblance of wood...

Except for the fact that I am a Burger King man, it's spot on!

[Toyz]

Nothing like a big old juicy Whopper, eh 3Day?

[ThrillBill88]

LMAO