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Originally Posted by ezman
What the hell, Monk. If the adventures you have already had fall under "just getting started", I'm not sure I can live through hearing about your upcoming adventures in the next few years ...
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Sssshhhh! Don't give away my secrets, ezman. See, I put that in there on purpose. An Adorable looks at it, thinks, "Aha. He's a geezer. And just getting started... this will be an easy one." Works really well with b-l-o-n-d-e-s.
Then I show up, often with a bottle of Topo Chico mineral water and a book of Russian poetry. By the time I leave, she's got a Monkalicious smile on her face. She's had the MFBE -- "Monk Fuck-Buddy Experience".
Monk