Ashes to Ashes.....

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Cristy recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes

Home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio

Table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking

To him."You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the

Insurance money!" She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes

Then said,"Remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with

The insurance money!"

Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the

Ashes she said,"Remember that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too,

With the insurance money!"

Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said,"Remember that

Blow job I promised you?"

"Here it comes."!!!!!