AAHHHH!! Why can't the TS's

[MoeDigz]

Have their own section on BP?!?!?!?

There is nothing worse than clicking on what appears to be a pretty face and realizing they have junk after it's too late and the image is burned on your brain!!!!

Well I guess showing up would be worse, but u get my point!!!

[Nitwitboy]

They do have their own section on BP. They will only pop up if you select "adult" instead of "escorts".

[cheatercheater]

This would almost be funny if it hadn't happened to me before as well. It would be too easy if you didn't have to sort through a bunch of mess to find exactly what you were looking for.

[txcwby6]

Always check for an adam's apple. If you see one then Ms. Thing is sporting one down there! Buddy danced with a hot, young lady during Mardi Gras last year. He was all worked up and trying to grind his business on her right up to the point he felt his dance partner grinding her much larger dick against him!

[pathfinder940]

Originally Posted by txcwby6

Always check for an adam's apple. If you see one then Ms. Thing is sporting one down there! Buddy danced with a hot, young lady during Mardi Gras last year. He was all worked up and trying to grind his business on her right up to the point he felt his dance partner grinding her much larger dick against him!

"Chicks with dicks that put mine to shame". Brings a new meaning to this

[Grabazz]

She said "Hi, my name is Sheena"

So I threw her out I don't mess around with no oscar meyer weiner.

This ain't the 80's but I'm still down with the ladies.

[Junky]

Awww. Just think of it as a girl with a very large clit for you to go down on, then curl into the fetal position and cry for a while.

lol

And no, that did not happen to me....

[aka]

I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola [LP version:
Coca-Cola]
C-O-L-A cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a DARK BROWN voice she said Lola
L-O-L-A Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said little boy won't you come home with me
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Well I looked at her and she at me

Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I'll always want it to be that way for my Lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

Well I'd left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said little boy I'm gonna make you a man

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and IN BED I'm a man
And so is Lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

[You can watch the performance on the tube]

[TexTushHog]

aka beat me to it.

Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

It will be in my head all day tomorrow. (As will visions of Ray Davies' ex main squeeze, Chrissie Hynde).

[PT-109]

Just this weekend I was working in the yard when Lola came on the radio. I'd had a few and sang along at the top of my lungs.
Lola's a GFT (Good F***ing Tune). It rocks so hard it almost makes me wanna try it.

I said almost

[Juan Pablo de Marco]

here's Lola by The Knicks

the Knicks are a basketball team that, as far as i know, never sang 'Lola'. the Kinks did though.

JPdM

[aka]

Originally Posted by Juan Pablo de Marco

the Knicks are a basketball team that, as far as i know, never sang 'Lola'. the Kinks did though.

JPdM

I knew that... and that... honestly