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Old 04-28-2012, 10:12 PM   #1
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While on a road trip, an elderly couple
stopped

at a roadside restaurant for lunch.

After finishing their meal, they left the

restaurant, and resumed their trip.



When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly

left her glasses on the table, and she didn't

miss them until they had been driving for

about forty minutes.


By then, to add to the aggravation, they

had to travel quite a distance before

they could find a place to turn
around,

in order to return to the restaurant
to

retrieve her glasses.




All the way back, the elderly husband

became the classic grouchy old man.

He fussed and complained, and
scolded

his wife relentlessly during the
entire

return drive. The more he
chided her,

the more agitated he became. He
just

wouldn't let up for a single minute.




To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.
As the woman got out of the

car, and hurried inside to retrieve
her

glasses, the old
geezer yelled to her,



While you're in there, you might as well

get my hat and the
credit card.


This coming week is National Senior Mental

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lol P

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Old 04-29-2012, 11:22 AM   #3
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Joke sounds like someone I know.







Gee whiz SNL....you found a better one than me! LOL
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Old 04-29-2012, 11:32 AM   #4
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lol yours are good too Tia










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I am sorry ladies, I fail to see what is funny about those. They are just normal every day occurances in my world.
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Old 04-29-2012, 04:57 PM   #6
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lol yours are good too Tia








Been there and done that.
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Yes, I want reproduction rights! Shall I ask www.CartoonStock.com ? :-)))
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I had a real snappy reply,but forgot what it was by the time I logged in.
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