A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight to the counter and says, "Hi... you know, I just
HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening on behalf of a very wealthy old man who wants Chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your uniforms and clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will also be provided. You'll be expected to escort his daughter on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're
bullshittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
Remember laughter makes the world go round!
Welfare Anyone?
